March 8th

March 8th is the day where most people with brain damage are born.

She is born on March 8th must have brain damage

by March8thRetards May 11, 2023

July 8th

Flash your gay best friend day or share your man’s D pic with your GBF.

It’s July 8th….SURPRISE, it’s my Dick

by National USA Calendar Day July 7, 2024

October 8th; Happy Mpreg Day!

OCTOBER 8TH! Mpreg Day. I found it funny that there was no Mpreg Day (atleast to my knowledge) so I made one myself because, mpreg is awesome, and I wish it were real. I mean why do women have to do all the work of popping out a baby? LET THE MALES CARRY IT!! Have fun on this day impregnation all your submissive omegas ladies and gents. (with consent ofcourse, cause consent is HOT!!)

Kaitlyn: Yo, Jeremy! It's October 8th; Happy Mpreg Day!
Jeremy: What?..
Kaitlyn: Happy Mpreg Day?
Jeremy: What is that?
Kaitlyn: it's a celebration for male pregnancy!

Jeremy: MALES CAN GET PREG NOW?
Kaitlyn: Today they can.. may I tap that, Jeremy?
Jeremy: Ofcourse Kaitlyn.. 🥹💋👅

by $waglord October 8, 2025

May 8th

National say yes day
Pick someone who you know and they must answer yes to everything you ask in some way

Sharon, "tell me when u last has sex?"
Bailey, "no"
Sharon, "it's national say yes day (may 8th)"
Bailey, "oh yeah, it was with your brother yesterday"
Sharon, "wait what?"

by Bobtheconstructor May 7, 2024

April 8th

Faggot day

“Faggot” use the word to show ur support. “Hey did you know April 8th is faggot say”

by Paneras_toast April 8, 2021

August 8th

National little miss sassy pants day

Its august 8th chat

by blyxvy August 8, 2023

8th Lunch

Smoking slang originated in Chicago.

When you and your friends leave school early or skip a class period to go smoke weed.

Coming back to school - optional, most likely will not happen.

"Yo me and Shula are gonna go 8th lunch."

by Kswizzllle May 28, 2023