Yo bro I was at the New York Holocaust museum and I got a diarrhea doo doo nigga balls in the bathroom.
by SissyJulia March 11, 2024

by Dookiediarrheahandjob February 12, 2022

by Garnold5808 June 24, 2025

Fretboard Diarrhea Syndrome (FDS) afflicts thousands of guitar players. This condition causes the guitarist to play way too many notes and play them way too fast. This style of playing in no way serves the melody, the song, or the singer...it only lets the guitarist show off and gives him a chance to bob his head like a rock star. This unnecessary and distracting barrage of notes is often delivered at way too high a volume also, further diminishing the value of the playing.
There seems to be no cure for FDS.
There seems to be no cure for FDS.
"That new guitar player in the band? He has a severe case of Fretboard Diarrhea Syndrome...he, and now that band, is unlistenable!"
by ElCommissioner December 7, 2023

by piss jerking March 2, 2017

n: a condition in which one has a sudden urge to go to the bathroom when it’s time to clear the table and clean the dishes after dinner.
Dude what? Don't tell me he has dishpan diarrhea again! It's so annoying that he never wants to help clean up after dinner.
by Coolmom1982 March 15, 2024

1. Noun A gastrointestinal disorder characterized by frequent and very fluid or watery bowel movements.
2. Noun (chiefly,US,UK) The watery or very soft excrement that comes from such bowel movements.
2. Noun (chiefly,US,UK) The watery or very soft excrement that comes from such bowel movements.
by Rosie Smiths May 10, 2021
