Yo john i was fucking my girl but she was so wide i slipped it in her ass instead and after i pulled out i had the worst dick dressing on my shaft i have ever experinced.
John: I would recommend she shower more and even consider an enema.
John: I would recommend she shower more and even consider an enema.
by Citizens April 22, 2014
Get the dick dressingmug. It’s a “friend phrase” for when you are loving your environment, place or situation with said friend.
by A Chelaea Handler Fan October 10, 2022
Get the I Love That Dressmug. me and the guys kept joking around about sucking each other’s dicks. yknow, classic dressing room talk.
by cocawoela July 17, 2021
Get the dressing room talkmug. The best song by singer,songwriter Chloe moriondo. It is the 7th track on her 2022 album SUCKERPUNCH
Someone: OMG OMG did you listen to Chloe moriondos new song?
You: No, what's it called?
Someone: DRESS UP and it is life changing
You: No, what's it called?
Someone: DRESS UP and it is life changing
by Emerals February 21, 2023
Get the DRESS UPmug. The outfit of choice for many out there in this world both male and female. Allows for solid flow of air to vagina no matter if you wear in on your sleeve or under your dress.
Wow all of a sudden mark has been sackin up at a work, I'm so glad he finally thru out that fucking Passgress Dress he had been wearing since middle school.
by T Bagswell February 22, 2021
Get the Passgress Dressmug. something so rare as to be effectively hypothetical. Far more difficult to find than a needle in a haystack but not quite as preposterous as finding a sasquatch or extra terrestrial.
by BigWu July 28, 2022
Get the well dressed professormug. by Souldriver5440 April 5, 2020
Get the Dressing Up A Chairmug.