zamboner ride

Having a girl sit on your lap while you do laps on the Zamboni. Can also include sex on the Zamboni.

Hey baby, why don't you stop by the rink later on and I'll give you a Zamboner Ride.

by ElMonoDelMar August 29, 2007

table zamboni

When you have to suck the beer(or any drink) off the table because you spilled your own, or someone else's.

you knocked my beer over; zamboni that shit!

by Tyler V. March 16, 2005

The Zamboni

A sexual act where the girl is waterboarded and then penetrated from behind while her head is stuck in the freezer so she develops a light glaze of ice on her face.

"Why is the freezer door open?"
"Sorry bro, I was just giving my girl the zamboni"

by OddSexualAct February 2, 2014

Two handed Zamboni

As made popular by "How I Met Your Mother"

When a girl most likely in Canada as it is a Canadian sex act is wearing nothing but two skates on her hands

Stan: Aw, man you should have seen Natalia she I walked in from the ice rink and she was doing the two handed zamboni!

Ron: Nice!

by Beauvoirismygirl January 8, 2012

Zambonious

The place at the cottage to get really high and smoke all your dreams away

"hey lets go get high in the zamboobient no its the "zambonious"

by Shipsy January 24, 2008

Zamboxious

to be crazy, reckless, insane, and/or exciting. Also to be weird, or strange, in more of a mental manner.

"I described my mood as zamboxious, as I was feeling quite random and strange."

by Kwishta June 17, 2009

zamboo

A expressive term like epic or cool but makes it seem awesomer

dude that shirt is totally zamboo

by rastabunnies April 4, 2011