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zune

Deficient quality and quantity. To be a day late and a dollar short.

ORIGIN: Name of Microsoft portable music and video player. The 'Zune' was a hopeless attempt to break into the MP3 player market dominated by the Apple 'iPod' .
Unfortunately, it's all way too zune to make a difference.
by cornerwhore November 10, 2008
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Brown Zune

A booby prize or screw up based on the scatalogical imagery invoked by the shape, color, and name of a popular MP3 player.
"The incumbents got a Brown Zune during the last election"
"Accounting pulled a Brown Zune during the presentation"
"He screwed up so he's get'n a Brown Zune for Christmas"
by Andy Carol December 10, 2008
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zune

Slang term for feces, shit.
"I've gotta drop a Zune" or "hey, watch your step in this park, there are Zunes everywhere due to all the dogs" referring to something undesireable:
"I went to the new mexican place, total Zune!"
by colostomy bagpiper January 4, 2007
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zune

Microsoft's new portable MP3 player which Microsoft hopes to be an "iPod killer". In all probability will die because everyone and their dog already has an iPod and is satisfied with it.
Microsoft's new MP3 player has the totally 1337 name "Zune".
by nphp July 26, 2006
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zune

Microsoft's new overpriced, under featured MP3 player
Who really cares about the zune anyway?
by PunkStar July 22, 2006
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Zune Crazy

After buying a 120 GB Zune and having the power to upload infinitely from the internet with torrents, you go crazy with uploading, and fill 20 GB of that Zune in the first day with music you plan to get around listening to, but there's so much music you spend most of your time listening to these bands and therefore, called Zune Crazy.
Mark: Hey guys, what band do you think is the best band to come out of this decade?

Scott: Uhh I don't know, Coldplay?

Jim: Coldplay sucks! It would probably be either Fleet Foxes, Arcade Fire, The Mars Volta, or Animal Collective. Some other good choices would be TV On The Radio, The Black Keys or MGMT.

Scott: Damn how do you remember so many of those bands off the top of your head?

Mark: Don't ask him, he's Zune Crazy.
by Joe S. M October 26, 2009
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zune

An Ipod on Steroids. It costs as much as an Ipod, carries the same amount of songs, and is uglier. The Good part is that it has a bigger screen. Nobody has one.

The Slogan sucks too, "WELCOME TO THE SOCIAL".
Dude1:Whats that brown piece of crap in your hands?
Dude2:Its a zune, its awesome!
Dude1:Look around you, everybody else has an Ipod
Dude2:I gotta return this
by Danny Nguyen February 1, 2007
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