zig zag

crappy rolling papers, for the following reasons:

1) tiny
2) waaay thick
3) glue sucks
4) tear really easily
5) burn fast and irregularly

I honestly can't understand how this can be the standard rolling paper in the US (as seen in popular culture and 4 months I lived in Tahoe)... get some OCB or at least Smoking

Stoner #1: Dude, I just paid 70 bucks for an 8th of Blueberry, let's roll a joint with these zig zags...

Stoner #2: Nah those suck, let's reuse some old toilet paper instead

Stoner #1: You're right, that'll burn better and at least then there's a reason for it to taste like shit

by Dr420 February 4, 2007

Zig Zag

A Zebra with a J hawk rode and owned by a shirtless SeaNanners. SeaNanners found him in siberia.

Dude did you that SeaNanners has a zebra.
yeah its name is zig zag

by mr lbi November 21, 2010

Zig Zag

An appropriate parent-friendly term for an African American

hey mom look at the zig zag

mom your acting like a zig zag

by garrett chappell August 13, 2007

ZigZagerate

They way stoners always always think that things are bigger, faster or better than they really are.

Dude, he was driving down the road doing like 200 miles an hour, eating 10 pounds of chocolate cake and drinking a gallon of coffee, while steering with his knees!

C'mon, 200 hundred miles an hour? Dont ZigZagerate!

No really! I saw the speedometer!

You're ZigZagerating!

by TheOneAndOnlyBakker December 31, 2009

Zig Zag Beef

Noun - An elephant shotgun used to snipe sketchy people.

A man asked me the other day if I had zig zag beef because his wife left him.

by Miss Lemontree October 17, 2008

Zigzagging pussies

The act or practice of the thrusting and/or plunging of one's phallic element into multiple clitorises at an acute angle greater than 0 degrees but less than 90 degrees; in a sense, at an angle that, once reflected about the y-axis, resembles a zig-zag pattern.

"Dood last night I was zigzagging pussies until 4 am!"

"Ayo homes I feel you, lemme get in on dat zigzagging next tyme!"

by ImmaRazzleYourDazzle February 27, 2010

zigzagzig

v.
The act of owning someone with the natural dopeness of zigzags and the swiftness of Zoro (from Mask of Zoro) cutting his sig on another's cheeks.

I zigzagzig on that mark-ass trick
When I fcuked his bitch before he did

by Chino XL di Zasta June 12, 2005