ZEBRA

If you are living in Lithuania and don't have much money at the same or live in a remote from city blocks neighbourhood, this is your primary internet provider. Well, it evolved from "Telekom", which also dealt in stationary home phones and internet.
Anyways, it was called TEO recently. To make it look cooler. I know it stands for something, but i didn;t bother to remember. Anyway, to look hip and cool and youthfull and shit, it also renamed internet from "TAKAS" (the path) to "ZEBRA" (d'uh), telephon to VOX (latint for voice) and began serving GALA digital TV. Anyway, it suck and it's not cheap.
As I was saying, internet. If you're an unlucky lad in the categories before mentioned, you'll have ZEBRA internet. If you're extremely unlucky, you'll have ZEBRA "BAZINIS" (basic) like your's truly. It's dial-up. It's from 17.00 to 8.00. It 32KB/s slow. Try playing MMO or MMORPG on that. It has extremely slow FTP server. It sucks. It rapes 39Lt/month. (about 20 bucks. To make it more american, let's just asume that you make 4K and pay 40 for net.)
So stop bitchin' about AOL.
I don't use subscribtion to "gamespot" and shit, because:
1) i don't have the money
2) My internet is ZEBRA, that is, i won't be able to finish downloads until my subscription is cancelled.
by JcDent May 02, 2007
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Zebra

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It's an äänimäl, Pouliien. It has black and white strrripes.
"We gonna watch a film called "Zebra Head"!"
by Truthingerr September 18, 2017
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Zebra

After having sexual intercourse and or receving a blow job with woman or man you must procede to rocket semen all over their body. Soon afterwards you will be looking at a real life zebra. Can only be performed on people with dark skin.
I stuck my peen into LaQuisha and then after words I turned her into a zebra.
by poopieweinerhole November 17, 2011
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Zebra

Hey look at that striped horse
That's a zebra
by It's me... January 18, 2017
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zebraed

A sexual act. When a man is having sex with a woman from behind and right before he cums he sticks his finger in her anus and then smears the fecus down her back in a striped pattern.
Damn, that bitch got zebraed.
by JoshuaP April 13, 2008
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Zebra sock

A black or darkly coloured sock that has been covered in semen, causing the sock to have a striped zebra pattern. Most commonly found in teenage boys bedrooms.
"Oi you noticed the weird smell in marties room the other day."

'Didn't you see him kick the zebra socks under the bed'

"Jesus christ those were zebra socks? he needs to get a girlfriend"
by Ascaredindividual October 28, 2019
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Glitter Zebra

n.

1. A bedazzled, fat-headed, oblivious horselike African mammal, similar to a stocky pony, having distinctive overall markings of alternating white and black extremely shiny stripes. Most commonly found in mountainous and champagne oasis regions.
I'm not sure who won the football game because some stupid Glitter Zebra was grazing right in front of the TV
by Stinktit December 09, 2010
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