Yert Mugabe

When you close your eyes Yert Mugabe looks over you into your soul. He is of Eritrean descent 6 foot 7 has a grey mullet and a ginger beard weighing 198plds. There is only one Yert Mugabe and there will only ever be 1 Yert Mugabe.

Person 1:"We just got destroyed in pro clubs division 3.
Person 2:"Let me guess was if by Yert Mugabe and his Wousego Hoolgar teamates"
Person 1:"It was indeed his meer presence led them to victory even with the offside merchant Barry on their team

by YERT MUGABE July 20, 2021

Yert Mugabe

When you close your eyes Yert Mugabe will try approach you from behind. He is of North Korea 7 foot tall with a gigantic dong. There are only 2 Yert Mugabes and there will only be two.

Person 1: like Yert Mugabe always says don’t be afraid to pass it back
Person 2: like Yert Mugabe always says don’t be afraid to let them know we are here
Person 3: oh for fuck sake Yert Mugabe not another red card

by Prime CDM September 12, 2022

Chef Yert

A common phrase said by students in Massachusetts. Has no meaning rather than to piss off passer bys.

CHEF YERT

by TheChefHimself December 12, 2017

Jerking His Yert

Fancy way of saying male masturbation

He loved Jerking His Yert to his favorite OnlyFans accounts

by organcontainer March 31, 2020

Yertle the turtle

When you make a bitch cum with your knee and nothing else

Jenna: I made that bitch cum with just my knee last night

Veronica: you yertled the turtle!

Yertle the turtle: making bitches cum with knee ONLY

by yertturt October 24, 2020

Yertis

The word on a sign that some people used to put on their bathroom door.

A shortened version of "here it is" intended to guide those looking for the bathroom.

"Yertis"

by Danielsan2343 September 3, 2009

Yertiz

Yertiz is the ancient way that a member of the Somersetian tribe would acknowledge that they'd found what they are looking for.

'ere Barray, you found that dead badger yet or wot?
Yea Dave, yertiz, under the chimley.

by WBCCHAT March 15, 2019