Yard Sale Cookies

cookies not appropriate for human consumption (i.e. taste terrible) or any food for that matter.

So my mom tried to pawn off some yard sale cookies on me, can you believe that?

Yard Sale Cookies by Disaster77 September 20, 2010

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Party Yard Sale

Similar to a yard sale, a Party Yard Sale is a situation in which someone loses all of his or her possessions (phone, wallet, iPod, etc.) over the course of a night.

"Dude can I get your number again? I had to get a new phone after my party yard sale last weekend."

Party Yard Sale by Nickname Mike February 24, 2010

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To "yard sale" your pouch

the act of dumping everything from your tool pouch or bag while climbing to, or working at heights.

while climbing on a house, building, scaffolding, ladder, etc... you dump the entire contents of your fully loaded tool pouch/bag onto the ground.

To "yard sale" your pouch by Josh J. May 10, 2004

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Professional Yard Sale Associate

A term referring to Hispanic women over the age of thirty who spend the weekday gathering a host of useless trinkets and trash from the neighborhood thrift stores, and then selling them in a yard sale on the weekend. These women consider this to be their profession, though not profitable.

Often affected with Troll Syndrome, these women tend to wear extremely inappropriate clothes and can be easily identified by their scowl, and hate for white people.

Why does every house across the railroad tracks have a yard sale EVERY weekend?

Its their job, they are Professional Yard Sale Associates.

Professional Yard Sale Associate by The collectiveish September 7, 2010