woodwinds

People who are most skilled with their hands and mouths. Envy of the brass.

Stacy: How was Dummy the trumpet player?
Sarah: A nightmare! He didn't know what he was doing!! And Chad the bassonist from the woodwinds?
Stacy: OMG he was great, he made me come before even getting me naked.
Sarah: Hahaaa.... Can I borrow him??
Stacy: Only if we're in a threesome and I get more attention..

by vicky147 September 1, 2020

Woodwinds

Woodwinds are the gods of the musical world. One does not mess with the woodwinds. Because they are too awesome to be bothered with non-woodwind stupidity. They are the best section in a marching band, and enjoy mocking the trumpet section for being so terrible. The woodwinds can usually be found being awesome, anywhere you look.

"Look at that trumpet player, messing everything up." "Yeah, it would be so much better if he was a woodwind."
"Woodwinds are gods. Don't mess with the woodwinds." Why not? I thought that-" (vanishes from existance from questioning the woodwinds god-like authority.)

by Woodwind5 February 5, 2012

Worldwide Time

When the time is unexplainable the same all over the globe.

It is 3 am in both China and Indiana, United States due to worldwide time.

by kelsoweiser October 21, 2012

Worldwide Nut Day

The day on December 1st were all guys nut after No Nut November

Eric: "oh dude its finally worldwide nut day!"

John: "oh dude no way! Finally..."

by That one girl who- November 21, 2019

Worldwide TouchStarved Day

The day after National Horny Day--April 17th--because we realize falling for thirst traps doesn't get us anywhere.

I need a hug right now...

It's April 18th, you JUST missed worldwide touchstarved day

by Quaysan April 16, 2020

Worldwide kiss Dominik day

Worldwide kiss Dominik day is celebrated since 1990 when the BigVoteDay happened
In this day every girl called Ola should kiss her boyfriend called of course Dominik right into mouth

Hey have you heard about Worldwide kiss Dominik day ?

-yeah that's really cool, I celebrate it for many years with my bf

by Ph. D. Researcher April 17, 2020

worldwidemr

amazing person with amazing content and deserves the world

someone whos missing out : whos worldwidemr
you: someone who has been canceled 9times but still makes content.amazing

by xcvkxe March 2, 2021