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Worcesterize

To take an opportunity ripe with business and economic-development potential and, by engaging in negative, destructive behavior, smoking it completely and absolutely.
Worcester, Massachusetts, with a population of 175,000 and a business/economic-development infrastructure platform capable of supporting more than twice that many people, refuses to market its significant, valuable assets to the rest of the world for economic-development purposes. As a result, Worcester's business-property tax base, which was 35% of its total tax base 20 years ago, is now only 20%.
by Isaiah Thomas December 16, 2004
mugGet the Worcesterizemug.

I-290 Worcester

A major highway that runs through Worcester, MA that between the hours of 2-6pm on weekdays and sometimes Saturdays really stupid dumbass people meet up to just stop in the middle of a highway from when you first reach Worcester over the lake Quinsigamond until the Grafton Street exit. As soon as people see the “Welcome to Worcester” sign they develop “gas pedal amnesia” and just stop in a moronic sea of brake lights. It is 10x worse on Fridays for whatever reason. It could easily be avoided if people just learned how to drive.
Man #1: Should we take I-290 Worcester to get from Shrewsbury to Auburn this afternoon?

Man #2: No way, I feel like getting there sometime this century and not have to deal with a bunch of morons who can’t drive
by Noraa dude September 25, 2023
mugGet the I-290 Worcestermug.

Worcester

Worcester Massachusetts. Wistah. War Chester. The Woo.

A place where if you can’t see a triple decker, Dunkins or CVS within eye shot, you’re not there
Welcome to Worcester…dollar twenty-five

“Paris of the 80s
by Toll Booth Willie April 14, 2023
mugGet the Worcestermug.

Worcester cuck

When one run-an-guns on any FPS game (namely CS:GO) and proceeds to get a retarded amount of kills. This occurrence only happens a select amount of times per game on average.
WTF did he just Worcester cuck the whole team?
by Bo Boshers June 17, 2018
mugGet the Worcester cuckmug.

London Worcester

His smile is insanely breathtaking. Huge ding ding.
by Handz01 October 31, 2022
mugGet the London Worcestermug.

Worcester Handshake

The act of putting fentanyl on a razor and cutting someone while walking by them.
He’s in the ER because someone gave him the Worcester Handshake
by El perro Grande blanco May 20, 2025
mugGet the Worcester Handshakemug.

I-290 Worcester

A major highway that runs through Worcester, MA that between the hours of 2-6pm on weekdays and sometimes Saturdays really stupid dumbass people meet up to just stop in the middle of a highway from when you first reach Worcester over the lake Quinsigamond until the Grafton Street exit. As soon as people see the “Welcome to Worcester” sign they develop “gas pedal amnesia” and just stop in a moronic sea of brake lights. It is 10x worse on Fridays for whatever reason. It could easily be avoided if people just learned how to drive.
Man #1: Should we take I-290 Worcester to get from Shrewsbury to Auburn this afternoon?

Man #2: No way, I feel like getting there sometime this century and not have to deal with a bunch of morons who can’t drive
by Noraa dude September 25, 2023
mugGet the I-290 Worcestermug.

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