Woofer ring

A fake engagement ring you wear to keep single guys from bothering you.

A guy/women will see this woofer ring on your hand and see that you are taken...just an extra prop to keep unwanted attention.

by Tymedowntoo April 12, 2017

Wong Woofer

1. A person who likes to deep throat penis
2. A person that sucks dick

That guy is such a wong woofer.

That girl is such a slut, she's a wong woofer

by Dson2252 October 22, 2010

Pussy Woofer

An inferior subwoofer that cannot compete with the mainstream brands, and is made of subpar materials that results in lack of bass and early failure rates.

Schmidt was disappointed in his car subwoofer purchase at the state fairgrounds sale of the century, as he yelled "I never should have bought these damn pussy woofers for my Jimmy"

by Reno Ryder February 12, 2021

Fuckin Woofer

A fuckin woofer is a term for dog, particularly the cute and fluffy variety. can be used to describe any dog

Ey Up, Have you seen that Fuckin Woofer over there, its so fluffy

by Unknown_Ent72 December 15, 2024

Fuckin Woofer

a fuckin woofer is a term for dog, particularly the fluffy or cute variety, can be used in regards to any breed of dog

Ey Up, Have you seen that fuckin woofer over yonder. fluffy little thing innit

by Unknown_Ent72 December 15, 2024

sugar woofer

noun: The strawberry eaten from someone's ass during the sexual act known as "sugar woofing".

verb: to sugar woof, or sugar woofing

Yo, I'mma surprise my girl with some sugar woofing tonight. I even got these organic strawberries from the farmer's market for some quality sugar woofers.

by SugarWooferPro February 19, 2016

Sugar Woofer

A prostitute that exchanges aexual favors in exchange for cocaine.

Lisa will do anything for a bump. She is a total sugar woofer.

by Mr. Know-it-all 75 May 07, 2016