wonky-dong

"Kim Jong-un's fashion sense is wonky-dong."
by dontcallmeash June 27, 2014
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Wonky Edge

The oposite of straight edge.
"dude im straight edge"
"oh really, well uh im wonky edge"
by GlamTrash December 28, 2009
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Wonky donkey

When an erection or semi-erection is pointing to the left or right, and is visible through clothing.
I went round to see him the other day, but didn't realize he had company....he answered the door with a wonky donkey
by crude but true September 20, 2010
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wonky slush

another word for lean; sprite with cough syrup
jeff- “we should make some wonky slush” 😏
by alibuz January 12, 2021
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wonky shoes

wonky shoes is something you say when you and ur partner are making inappropriate jokes/innuendoes to each other and want to act like you’re attracted to it lmao.
Ricardo: “I have to put my pencil in my bag because class is almost over.”

Jackie: “you could put your pencil in my bag.”

Jackie and Ricardo: “wonky shoes”(said very drawn out)
by hotgirlfriendofcole May 06, 2022
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Willy Wonky

wonky is another word for horny. willy winky is different doe. willy wonky is more than horny. it’s madd horny, hella horny. it’s already used in shows. minus well make it a real word.
boy 1• “are you wonky?”

boy 2• “WILLY WONKY!” 😫
by Emma_ty😚 April 19, 2020
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Wonky Wong

An Asian that is not Straight
Lee-"Did you hear how Huang is Gay?"
Tin-"Yeah Huang is a bit of a Wonky Wong"
by Burnt Slice of Bread January 17, 2022
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