Windows

A shitty operating system modeled after a good operating system that did the same things 10 years earlier.

by Anonymous October 17, 2003

windows

An OS that started out slower and less powerful than other OS's, but due to it's amazing Start button, it became popular. Then came Windows 95, the revolution of computers. I sure loved Minesweeper. Then came Windows 98, a buggy OS that really didn't improve much upon antyhing from 95, but it was new. ME made it even buggier but at least it added a new recycle bin! The current installment, Windows XP, was said to improve upon the way we looked at Windows. Yes, when I turned on that computer I saw a big green blob as my start button. Thank goodness for classic mode. The new Windows XP improved upon the stability, but not enough to match with the Mac. However, the Windows stays dominant because of it's original monopolization and the fact that it supports more games.

I use Windows to pwn my friends online! I use my Mac when I wanna get something done, though.

by Anonymous August 16, 2003

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Get the windowsmug.

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by RespectTheFancy April 16, 2021

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Get the Windowmug.

Windows

Something so easy to hack it's unbelieveable.

A: "I got hacked last night."
B: "No surprise. You run Windows."

by RENEGATUS DOT COM October 20, 2003

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Get the Windowsmug.

windows

An operating system which uses backslashes in paths (which get confused with escape characters), has a useless terminal, uses the longest damn pathnames and identifiers ever, and has absolutely no modularity whatsoever.

I have spoken.

Windows user: Windows isn't crap - you can carry out complex tasks with months of programming with it.

Sensible person: You can do it with Bash in five minutes.

by xlq January 13, 2007

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