Wuhan Whistler

The Wuhan Whistler is a sex act identical to the "Cleveland Steamer" with the added requirement of the shitter having consumed a bat within the past 8 hours. (after thier last bowel movement and before the act)

I can't wait for this to die down so that I can get on the first plane to China for another Wuhan Whistler.

by ZenonShindo April 29, 2020

winchester whistler

The Winchester Whistler is defined as follows: Two partners bare buttocks are each clenched together as tightly as possible whilst being pressed against each other's buttocks. Once maximum pressure has been achieved, each person releases flatulence at the exact same moment creating a "whistling" sound as the flatus escapes through the tightly sealed spaces.

"My, Harold, my buttcheeks certainly feel sore from that winchester whistler last night."

by transdelusional sex alchemist October 16, 2007

dick whistler

a. cock sucker
b. Someone who plays the skin flute with pride and power
c. All gay men
d. Chris Collins

"We went to this party but we left early because there were a bunch of dick whistlers there "
"Fuck, was it Chris again?"
"Yeah"

by princessofthenerds May 10, 2016

Cheese whistler

A person whom partakes in the art of fellatio.

She gives good head; what a cheese whistler.

She can play my cheese whistle. (she can suck my dick)

by TheOnlyD December 15, 2013

Woodbridge Whistler

When you are at a house party, and go to the bathroom to shit, and use something to take some of the shit and mash it into the blow holes of the host's hairdryer. The shit dries overnight, and when the person goes to use the hairdryer the next day, the blow holes will be at least partially obstructed, thus causing the air coming out to whistle...and smell like shit. The term, and act of a, "Woodbridge Whistler" was created by a resident of Woodbridge, NJ, while at a house party on the campus of Rutgers University in 1997.

Yo, I just went to the bathroom and gave a Woodbridge Whistler to Jenny's hairdryer.

by FierceForce October 27, 2008

striped ass whistler

noun. a person from iowa who always wears bib overalls which are adorned with stripes and whistle previous to saying "too much" referring to the price of something which they always think is too expensive.

"That striped ass whistler is complaining about the cost of the buffet".

by rockchuckersd January 1, 2012

Chill, Whistler

A phrase you use when somebody is being overly dramatic and going off about something that really doesn't matter. The term originates from the teapot actually. Everybody knows a teapot is the most cranky, dramatic object in a kitchen. A teapot whistles when its done boiling and its loud and insists that you quit whatever you’re doing to go take care of it. So there you have it.

“Hey! Where are you going?! Are you leaving me?!”
“Uh no I was just walking to the bathroom.”
“Well not right now! My high heel broke! I need you to take me to the mall and buy me a replacement, pronto.”
“I cant right now, i have to help my dad with something.”
“No, you have to take me now! If i dont go now im gonna miss the dance! this is the worst day in history!”
“Chill, whistler.”

by DakotaJ May 19, 2021