Webster's Dictionary

Basically the lame step-cousin of The Urban Dictionary

Man: did you see bro In webster's Dictionary

Girl: what the fuck you still use webster's? You need to upgrade to Urban

by Pietro Django Miximoff March 25, 2017

Webster, NY

A relatively large suburb of Rochester NY. Where a majority of the people are middle class, white collar workforces. Most parents either work for Kodak or Xerox. The town is separated in two, either you live on the Thomas HS side, or the Schroeder HS side. The Thomas HS is in a nicer location and many people strive to live north of 104 so their kids can enroll in that side of the district. Schroeder...not so much. Thomas has a general advantange in most sporting events unlike Schroeder who, in technical terms "sucks at life". When somebody says you live in "The Bluffs", many people hate you instantly because you have that much money and you can't move someplace nicer...you dumbass. Webster is primarily your typical, white kid suburb...with no ghettos whatsoever, and still we have those kids who are in denial of their lack of pigment. Webster is also one of the fastest growing towns in New York State. Its schools are in the top 500 schools in the country, a whopping 498th. Webster is your typical town, and where "life is worth living"

Webster, NY is where life is worth living...most of the time

by Blank24 September 4, 2006

webster groves

the best place in stl and they know how to TURN UP

is that kid from kirkwood?

no he's from webster groves because he's not a stupid fart.

by azkoolazchikin November 25, 2018

Webster effect

When someone looks up the definition of a word and then uses that word more often in conversation, consciously or subconsciously, because the definition is still fresh in their mind.

That's five times now Gulstaff has used the word 'conflagration' in a sentence. He didn't even know what that meant yesterday. Must be the Webster effect.

by Mecha Pojo April 25, 2012

webster's

1) A weaver of cloth.

2) A reference for people from the most highly respected writers to the common man. This reference book, or more commonly known as dictionary, lists a large selection of proper words from the specified language and defines them.

1) Webster's is an excellent buissness person.

2) Let me look it up in Webster's.

by Valerie S. (AB, Canada) August 31, 2003

webster's

Usually refering to the print version of a dictionary pioneered by Webster himself. Before his time people spelled words any damn way they choose to.

Too often people think that Webster's has not entered the digital age. This is simply untrue. Look Up Merriam-Webster and you will find thier site which is free. While it is true that the dictionary there is by no means complete, it is authoritative and will get you through college. When you can't find a word there of course turn to urbandictionary.com

Me: Webster's doesn't have a definition for Punctum.

My Girl: Probably because punctum isn't even a damn word and your proffessor just made it up to sound cool.

Boss: How do you spell that word?
Me: Look it up on Webster's online.

by Bryansix July 15, 2008

webster's

The first word to the intro sentence to which every high school and college paper begins.

Also, the first word to the intro sentence that makes English teachers (and every other type of teacher) toss out a collective groan of agony.

Additional social aspect of the word:
One example of the unoriginal and collectively sub-par way in which students go about serious thought and research in our schools. And one of the signs that our educational system needs some revamping.

“Webster’s Ninth international dictionary defines :any ass word here: as…”

Also:

If I see another paper that begins, “Webster’s Ninth international dictionary defines :any ass word here: as…” I’m going to shove No Child Left Behind up GWB’s A**!

by civil_discussion March 29, 2004