weasel

a person or persons that sneaks behind ones back or steals for personal gain even tho the people he steals from are his good friends and share there family with this wanker. For example

ALEX SIBLEY IS A WEASEL BECAUSE HE STEALS DEALS COS HE HAS NONE OF HIS OWN.... WANKER.....
HE ALSO HAS A MASSIVE VAGINA AND WAGS WORK TO STROKE IT< OTHERWISE IT BARKS AT HIM LIKE HIS MRS DOES EARLY IN THE MORNING BEFORE HE LETS HER OUT TO PEE.

by Alex Sibley September 16, 2008

weasel

A tall, lanky creature, particularly with brown long hair. Evil lying green eyes, with big sucker lips. Resembles a cheerleading dog, and likes to weasel itself out of being a weasel.

Josh, quit being such a fucking WEASEL ! If you look like a weasel, talk like a weasel, and walk like a weasel, you're a damn weasel.

by Kalphat January 9, 2008

Weasel

Dodgy geezer who snorts crack

"yea man that kids well terse"

by Mark Kelly December 1, 2004

weasel

See aaron

YO weasel, Sup in the house my home-dawg?

by Weasel October 18, 2003

weasel

a horrifically obvious toupee

Look at the weasel on that dudes head. Oops the chimp fucker heard me.

by Tumbleweed November 26, 2003

Weasel

A fuzzy penis that looks like a weasel.

Someone pet Norman's weasel!

by Spanky McSpankers December 25, 2007

Weasel

A small furry animals, by definition the size of a horses' erect penis.

She pet it because she thought it was a weasel, but then realized it was a horses erect penis.

by yyachub1 September 26, 2010