wazzik 

wazzik . to describe some one you do not like or cannot stand . some one of a gormless nature

bloke 1 gaz "that bloke davey is not that bright"
bloke 2 tony "yeah a know hes a fucking wazzik"

wazzik by miketurbin February 13, 2009

Wezzy 

Informal British slang short for 'wedding'; alternative 'wezzie'

1. 'Hey Chris, I am really looking forward to the wezzy in June.'
2. 'Is the wezzy reception in Brimlington? I know the hotel situation over that way is dire.'
3. 'I have really enjoyed the wezzy today, but I am not quite sure it topped the stazzy last month.'

Wezzy by Steve Dictionary May 5, 2018

Wazz 

Another word for when an individual needs a 'pee' or to 'urinate'.

Usually used by a male whom needs the toilet for a number one.

I'll meet you guy's in a minute, just need to have a quick wazz.

I need a wazz for fucks sake Barry!

Man, can't they hurry up in the toilets, I need a wazz!

Person A: Where's Gary?
Person B: Just having a wazz.

Wazz by WhatAreYaDoinInMehSwamp November 30, 2016

wazzallmean 

a word use when you are stuck in a sentence!

hi my name is uhh.... wazzallmean.

wazzallmean by Sex Pistol December 31, 2007

wazzark 

Derogatory term for a total idiot or imbecile. Of Northern English origin.

George Bush? Total wazzark if you ask me...

wazzark by Pastor Kidneys January 8, 2008

Mazzle Wazzle 

a mixed drink consisting of Crown Royal and Coca-Cola, topped with a splash of Chambord.

Recipe --

1.5 oz - Crown Royale
3 oz - Coca Cola
.5 oz - Chambord or Raspberry liqueur
1 lime garnish

Let's get a round of Mazzle Wazzles.

Mazzle Wazzle by The Kinect January 20, 2011

absurd wazzbag 

an absurd wazzbag is the ultimate douchetrad and is the most psychotic sexy haired beast. They have a very illogical personality and is extremely weird. they should honestly be in a mental hospital and they don’t deserve love but they crave it. they prefer to deposit their urine in bags...preferably ziplock bags so they feed their urine to the geese. Once they see a person deserving of torture they get attached incredibly quickly and feast their soul for the rest of their existence. ~riya and suki~

ur such a wazzbag!
suki stop acting like an absurd wazzbag u psycho!

absurd wazzbag by rosyyyyyyyyyyy April 9, 2020