pastafarian 

A mixture of an Italian, and a person of the West Indies. See: Jamaican Queens, NY, NY.

"Ok, so i'm walking down the street and I see this lame-ass Pastafarian, so i begin to hit him in his lame-ass nose, and then I chant, repeatedly 'you're a lame-ass who can't get laid.'"

pastafarian by potietne October 28, 2003

Rastafarian Reach Around 

When a Rastafarian stands behind you and gives you a hand job using his dreads.

I got a Rastafarian Reach Around last week in Jamaica.

Rastafarian Reach Around by Rastafarian Reach Around February 2, 2019

rastafarian 

a religion in which someone believes in jah (in other words it’s someone who believes that the legend x is still walking among us and ruling us after he passed away)

jah is a real legend
yeah bro he really is something i believe in him that’s why i’m a rastafarian

rastafarian by jah lover June 30, 2019

Rastafarian spunk-bubble 

1) Just a funny set of words.

2) The sperm bubble of a Jamaican.

Oi you dropped the bloody teapot you Rastafarian spunk-bubble

Rastafarian spunk-bubble by ThunderclashPrime August 23, 2021

Crusty dusty Rastafarian 

Someone from Carribbean descent who worships Jah and does nothing but sit on his ass all day smoking weed

Look at that crusty dusty Rastafarian smoking weed

Crusty dusty Rastafarian by daddyswagbob February 10, 2021