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Voltaire's Angry Glove

You take a latex sleeve that goes up to your shoulder, like what they use to inseminate pigs, and you roll it in Elmer's glue. Then you sprinkle rock salt and a little bit of broken glass onto the glove so it's stuck to it. Then you shove your arm into someone's asshole and just drag your knuckles up and down along the sides of the colon. Then you shove a rat in there and cork up the ass with wine cheese. Eventually the pressure will build up and the cheese will go flying off spraying fecal matter and blood everywhere.
I just performed Voltaire's Angry Glove on that puppy and now its dead
by Bryton Bradby November 1, 2007
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The Mars Volta

Best band to form from a breakup in a long while. Plus the intense sound will keep your heart racing while Cedric's lyrics rival the mad genuis of Les Claypool's.
"Was he robbed of the asphalt that cushioned his face? A room colored charlatan hid in a safe? Stalk the ground..."
by Dan Schnur January 30, 2004
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Vontarious

Someone fine, loyal, and smart

Isn’t scared of no nigga but do what he have to to protect the ones he love

If you lose him you lost someone great
Vontarious is so fine😍
by Vontarious October 15, 2019
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Vooty

This word came from the song “Vooty” by SadBoyBreezly released on SoundCloud February 22, 2023. The word “Vooty” is another word/term for a party.
Yo bro shawty wanna vooty already!”
by Purplepumpkinpimplepopper February 24, 2023
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Robert Voltaire

A fashion photographer from America's Next Top Model who creates instagram celebrities. Responsible for the rise of

Rachel Cook.
I only have 500 followers...
where is Robert Voltaire when you need him?
by JohnathanFrank February 22, 2019
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zadig et voltaire

Brand: A luxury store tailored towards the upper echelons of the bourgeoisie, who, in an attempt to preserve an outward image of punk-rockness, wealth, and cultural awareness are essentially reproducing the expected behaviours associated with status anxiety. Clothes are overpriced if the measure is quality; all value is ascribed through social conventions.
Person 1: Damn, is that ripped shirt Zadig et Voltaire?
Person 2: Of course.
Person 1: Well, damn, you must be a modern, successful capitalist, cat!
Person 1 (internally): *Sigh* I wish, If only I were. Instead I try to mask my economic commonality by in-debting myself with outrageous purchases relative to my income.
by MMKLUND November 16, 2017
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Vootage

That was some wicked vootage you got yesterday
by BuyTheirSouls September 1, 2009
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