Venezuelan Car Wash

A chick gets down on her knees and begins to crawl while surrounded by masturbating guys who cum all over as she goes by.

That dirty bitch needed to be cleaned up so we gave her a Venezuelan Car Wash.

by zach crouch and jackson carr May 12, 2008

Venezuelan Fly Trap

A Venezuelan boy who is shipped to a customer overseas in a box and packaged with a 3-month supply of cow shit, which in combination attracts the flies in your house.

Directions:
1. Open box carefully.
2. Immediately find the package of shit and hurl chunks at the face of the young Venezuelan boy.
3. Set the boy in a part of the house in which you will not be around.
4. Wait for the flies to accumulate on the boy's face.
5. After 2 hours your Venezuelan Fly Trap should have attracted all the flies in your house. Therefore, immediately roll a piece of newspaper and smack the boy's face repeatedly until no living flies remain. SUCCESS! Your trap has worked.

"I just ordered a brand new Venezuelan Fly Trap! Those flies are fucked now!"

by maXrUm December 12, 2004

Venezuelan Oil Tycoon

When you give your girlfriend burritos with laxitives in them and when your fucking her and she starts to shit on your dick whilst having anal the shit squirts out around you dick.

Last night i gave Martha her first Venezuelan Oil Tycoon! It was Awsome and a little messy!!!!

by Toxik_Douche January 7, 2009

Venezuelan Witch Pot

When multiple men cum into somebody's anal canal and then a male or female uses his/her tongue to stir the semen together in said asshole.

I went to a party the other night that turned into an orgy and Becky totally got a Venezuelan Witch Pot.

by Dingle berry Fred April 5, 2013

Venezuelan Piñata

The sexual act of a naked man doing a handstand while resting his legs against a wall (or pressing himself between two walls so he’s not touching the floor) while a partner (or multiple) beats his genitals with a stick until he has an orgasm (candy) or falls.

Mike had to call in sick because he was still sore from being the Venezuelan piñata at his girlfriends party.

by JimboShrimp April 17, 2018

Venezuelan Coffee Pot

An incredibly rare and difficult sexual maneuver in which the male (or penised female) inserts 15 coffee beans into their rectum. Meanwhile, the partner positions themselves at a 45 degree angle (head down) in the north corner of the largest room in the house. A funnel is then placed in their anus while the male or penised female deposits the coffee beans into funnel, therefore filling up the ol Venezuelan Coffee Pot. Great for both large family get-togethers or small dinner parties.

“Guys I can’t go jogging today. I got the ol Venezuelan Coffee Pot last night and I still can’t walk or sneeze.”

by DeezNuuuutz September 2, 2019

Venezuelan Cheescake

When a man forces his wife to eat a urinal cake covered in semen and forcibly kidnaps her to Venezuela. After 2 days the man comes out of the hotel shower ass-naked and shits all over the woman's face before rubbing the shit off with his bare dick and making his wife deep throat it for 16 hours straight. After all of that the woman has to endure her husband choking her to death with a giant piece of Swiss cheese, before the man fucks the dead body until his dick gets stuck. He then cuts off his dick and eats the decomposed vagina with 87% of his dick still inside. The tasty vagina is a Venezuelan Cheescake.

Your Fat Mom: I think John just made some Venezuelan Cheescake.
Police: FUKIN MURDERUR KIL HIMM NOWOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by jackspedicey 2 September 17, 2017