Venezuelan Car Wash

A chick gets down on her knees and begins to crawl while surrounded by masturbating guys who cum all over as she goes by.

That dirty bitch needed to be cleaned up so we gave her a Venezuelan Car Wash.

by zach crouch and jackson carr May 12, 2008

Venezuelan Fly Trap

A Venezuelan boy who is shipped to a customer overseas in a box and packaged with a 3-month supply of cow shit, which in combination attracts the flies in your house.

Directions:
1. Open box carefully.
2. Immediately find the package of shit and hurl chunks at the face of the young Venezuelan boy.
3. Set the boy in a part of the house in which you will not be around.
4. Wait for the flies to accumulate on the boy's face.
5. After 2 hours your Venezuelan Fly Trap should have attracted all the flies in your house. Therefore, immediately roll a piece of newspaper and smack the boy's face repeatedly until no living flies remain. SUCCESS! Your trap has worked.

"I just ordered a brand new Venezuelan Fly Trap! Those flies are fucked now!"

by maXrUm December 12, 2004

Venezuelan Oil Tycoon

When you give your girlfriend burritos with laxitives in them and when your fucking her and she starts to shit on your dick whilst having anal the shit squirts out around you dick.

Last night i gave Martha her first Venezuelan Oil Tycoon! It was Awsome and a little messy!!!!

by Toxik_Douche January 7, 2009

Venezuelan Casket

ripping the cock off of a dead man after digging him up, then freezing it so later, while your mother is asleep, force feed it to her pussy

My mom woke up and disowned me when I gave her a Venezuelan Casket

by Soft Homoerectus October 30, 2017

Venezuelan Witch Pot

When multiple men cum into somebody's anal canal and then a male or female uses his/her tongue to stir the semen together in said asshole.

I went to a party the other night that turned into an orgy and Becky totally got a Venezuelan Witch Pot.

by Dingle berry Fred April 5, 2013

Give me all your Venezuelan Bolivars

Literal: Telling someone to give them all of their Venezuelan Bolivars to you.

Common Definition: Something you say to someone else (usually someone you know) after you win a bet.

Friend 1: let's play blackjack, comrade.
Friend 2: OK?
Friend 1: Loser gives 10 yuan to the winner.
Friend 2: ok bro
(Friend 2 loses)
Friend 1: Yes! Let's Go! GIVE ME ALL YOUR VENEZUELAN BOLIVARS RIGHT NOW BUDDY BOI!!!

by Chess_Junta_with_a_BBC August 23, 2024

Venezuelan Make-Out

Making out naked in a car and getting arrested by a Venezuelan cop.

Oscar got arrested while performing the Venezuelan Make-Out after the Quinces.

by chicanery1173 February 16, 2025