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Shotgun Vasectomy

When you shoot your balls off with a gun (preferably a shotgun) because you're that fed up with the generation of tomorrow they do not want to contribute to it.
Xavier: These kids make me want to get a shotgun vasectomy
by Skulley_McMeme August 19, 2021
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vasectomy

"dude did u hear about nick cannon having his 12th kid?!"
"no way dude. that guy needs a vasectomy"
by b1tches1uvsosa January 1, 2023
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Vapple vasectomy

Code name for John Egbert from the webcomic homestuck. Mostly if you are embarrassed about being John egbert
D: hey what'd your name?
John vapple:oh....its......va-pple...vasectomy..... vapple vasectomy
by Alan_is_gay March 5, 2024
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March madness vasectomy

The act of scheduling a vasectomy, during March madness, so as to call off work and watch basketball.
Man, Brandon ain't here today, he had a March madness vasectomy.
by Phatboyslimmy March 17, 2017
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oral vasectomy

A word commonly used to describe the act of wanting to cut out someones tounge due to something they have said, for example saying something "crursed" or weird
Person 1: Ugh, i hate brian, The things he says, i swear he should get his tounge cut off!
Person 2: Yeah, That guy really deserves a Oral Vasectomy
by DoctorFlipFlop February 5, 2021
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French Vasectomy

When a man stuffs his cock down a girl's throat and she then gets her head cut off by a guillotine, cutting the man's penis head off.
Jackie just gave Caleb The French Vasectomy and It looked awesome!
by itsmenotjames November 13, 2024
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