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Botched vasectomy

A vasectomy that goes so wrong you have to end ur football career
Boys johhny Nevin is finished no more of the goat he got a botched vasectomy.

Isn't he the guy who puts vaseline on his thumb and sits on it?

Yeah
by Shinbagwarrior2 October 11, 2021
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French Vasectomy

When a man stuffs his cock down a girl's throat and she then gets her head cut off by a guillotine, cutting the man's penis head off.
Jackie just gave Caleb The French Vasectomy and It looked awesome!
by itsmenotjames November 13, 2024
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Vapple vasectomy

Code name for John Egbert from the webcomic homestuck. Mostly if you are embarrassed about being John egbert
D: hey what'd your name?
John vapple:oh....its......va-pple...vasectomy..... vapple vasectomy
by Alan_is_gay March 5, 2024
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Vietnamese Vasectomy

When a Vietnamese hooker, who's vagina is so tight that it restricts and cut's circulation on your penis as soon as you nut, that the gargantuan amount of sperm being stopped by the tightness of her vagina holds in your balls causing them to swell to sizes of balloons and then explodes, resulting in vasectomy
"My wife wanted kids, she doesn't know when I was at my 'business' trip in Asia, I got a Vietnamese Vasectomy"
by JamesPage February 7, 2025
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Radiological Vasectomy

Procedure where a male uses radiation to combat cancer while also becoming sterile which automatically makes Vasectomies moot.
My husband is in need of cancer treatment. Additionally, our family is now complete. He will now have radiation treatment to treat the cancer which he becomes sterile. Therefore, he will have a Radiological Vasectomy which would solve both issues
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March madness vasectomy

The act of scheduling a vasectomy, during March madness, so as to call off work and watch basketball.
Man, Brandon ain't here today, he had a March madness vasectomy.
by Phatboyslimmy March 17, 2017
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