Charlie Kirk unlucky landing

The EVIL Fortnite POI where Charlie Kirk opened a misfortune cookie and then got immediately shot in the neck.
Something something Candace Owens.
"Woah, this cookie says i'm going to get shot in the neck!"

"Charlie Kirk unlucky landing evil fortnite POI ow ow I'm getting shot lowk."

by JohnGlue October 26, 2025

unlucky assassin

Conner Martin. Search it in The Wu Tang name generator and this is what comes up.

Unlucky Assassin is going to kill it tonight.

by UnluckyAssassin April 8, 2015

unlucky moody

when you follow the same girl for 2years and end up falling in love with them but know nothing would ever happen. you will always be 'just friends'

'oh no you haven't become an unlucky moody'

by K KREW January 22, 2009

unlucky

A loverboy who just isn't lucky with girls, just like Anthony M.

wan poor you you took an L, just like anthony, you're so unlucky

by jtmunpeu July 1, 2017

unlucky

Charles Leclerc.

why the FUCK am I so unlucky.

by Leirqmhyts December 2, 2023

unlucky fish

matt ball not having standards

matt ball was an unlucky fish on saturday night

by YOUWISHYOUKNEWx3 October 22, 2008

Unlucky

A person who has the shittest luck, even when his luck has ran out some more bad shit happens.

"Fuck me, you heard about Pete?"
"Yeah man he's so fucking unlucky"

by BigRickyOneTime July 29, 2025