Twisted Fister

The ultimate name for an 80s hair metal cover band.

If it were Twisted Fister on the radio, I wouldn't hate that goddamn Train song so much.

by Lars von Schittenberg October 8, 2012

Twisted Whitney

Twisted Tea mixed with Pink Whitney. The drink that will have you feeling twisted by the end of the night.

Jon has had 4 Twisted Whitney's already. No fucks were given.

by Jellyfishin June 8, 2020

Twisted Metal

A game for Playstation, Playstation 2, and PSP involving vehicles armed with guns, missiles, and anything destructive. The game has many sequels, all of which involving 2 of the same characters:
Sweet Tooth -- An evil clown with a flaming head. Runs an ice cream truck in which he killed people in before he was in the Contest.
Calypso -- Head of the Twisted Metal contest. Grants wishes to the winner of the contest, but often twists the wishes to his own delight.

Player one: Sweet Tooth will destroy you!

Player two: Wrong! *initiates special attack*

Player one: Oh my god! You killed me!

Player two: Thats Twisted Metal, PUNK! Bow down to me.

by Armthehobos August 6, 2007

Twisted like a Pretzel

When the brain suffers from mind block. Usually happens when brain is overwhelmed from processing too many and/or certain thoughts. Being unable to think straight.

I can't think of how to explain 'twisted like a pretzel' my mind is all twisted like a pretzel.

by SexyAttractiveMale June 17, 2016

Twisted The Towel

when the towel soaks up all the lies and then you squeeze them out.

"i may have twisted the towel"

by SydTheRealRealRealKid October 16, 2019

Twisted tea

The most dangerous weapon on the planet.
Oh and also a acholic drink for white girls

Holy shit he just killed that man with a twisted tea.

by T-roy the stud December 29, 2020

Twisted fuck

a complete wacko;
someone that has lost total track of who and/or what he/she does on Earth;
not knowing what the purpose of life is.

Dude q-tips are for your ears, not for your ASS! What a twisted fuck!

by StuckTogether69 December 30, 2010