twathing

To emit an unpleasant odor.

Guy1: "Dude did some one just fart?"
Guy2: "No Lisbeth is just super nervous for her test she's twathing man."

by stanmaman April 29, 2014

night tatting

the act of putting a temporary tattoo on someone while they are sleeping

Hahhaha look at Cooper he has a bunch of tattoos on him he doesnt even know... he was definitely a victim of night tatting last night.

by thenighttatter February 21, 2017

Twotting

The act of inserting a mobile device set to vibrate upon recieving a tweet, into the vagina or rectum in order to cause sexual gratification.

Marjorie to Bernice "Phil twotted the living day lights out of me last night! I ended up squinking all over him'

Emily loves twotting herself silly

by Squirrel Lord 83 August 28, 2013

twatling

insult used in the same context as dickhead, fuckwit, loser, wanker and the like.

see twat.

"He's a fucking twatling."
"Some twatling tried to break into my XF falcon one day. sad"
"What a twatling, glad i'm not his dad"

by dangaz March 6, 2004

Twitting

The process of posting messages to one's Twitter page.

"I was twitting throughout that whole presentation this morning."

by Ballapeno March 28, 2009

twating

Spouting hateful tweets towards others or a specific topic on the social media network; Twitter.

People are twating on Lil Wayne for his new tattoo picture.

I'm always twating about Mitt Romney

by thekid12 July 28, 2012

tatting

Also known as 'Dumpster Diving', Tatting is a form of recycling, most commonly performed in early morning or late at night, it is the practice of rooting through skips behind shops to see what usable stuff they have thrown away.
It is a surprisingly common practice, recently having an article devoted to it in The Sunday Times.

On my first night tatting I found a couple ahead of me who showed me where some great CD's were, although they took a teacup set and lots of books to sell at a car-boot sale...

by Ginajuice January 14, 2007