You go out with your friends and your boyfriend calls you 15 times within the next 2 minutes. You finally answer the phone and he's freaking out because your not hanging out with him. You hang up because your fed up with his rediculousness and talk to your friends.
You: OMG! Turdi will not leave me the fuck alone!
Boy: Just don't pick up to Turdi!!
....Unfortuantely this is a real life example.
You: OMG! Turdi will not leave me the fuck alone!
Boy: Just don't pick up to Turdi!!
....Unfortuantely this is a real life example.
by Ikkinikki420 October 27, 2011
Get the Turdimug. A sexual act involving excrement
You start by pooing in a condom. Then you tie a knot in the open end of it and cut a tiny hole in the other end. Point the hole towards your partner and squeeze the condom. The tiny hole will squirt your turd (hence the name) all over your partner. You can additionally help each other lick it clean
You start by pooing in a condom. Then you tie a knot in the open end of it and cut a tiny hole in the other end. Point the hole towards your partner and squeeze the condom. The tiny hole will squirt your turd (hence the name) all over your partner. You can additionally help each other lick it clean
by gayasswhale February 18, 2020
Get the Turdy Squirtymug. A homemade blend of pee and poo to make a protein shake like consistency weapon to throw on people you hate. Let it sit for two hours then fire away!
by Boobarry March 7, 2025
Get the Turdy 8mug. A person who loves eating shit, talks about his turd randomly in conversations, how he had diarrhea this morning, etc.
No matter what, he would usually bring up this topic of turds in every single possible scenario.
No matter what, he would usually bring up this topic of turds in every single possible scenario.
Larry: So as I was saying, I think it's best if we invest on....
Garry: I shat my pants 20 minutes ago after eating tacobell before heading here, and my turd looked like a dildo shoved up my ass, and I was thinking on eating it, so that I can recycle nutrients
Larry: SHUT THE FUCK UP, TURDY
Garry: I shat my pants 20 minutes ago after eating tacobell before heading here, and my turd looked like a dildo shoved up my ass, and I was thinking on eating it, so that I can recycle nutrients
Larry: SHUT THE FUCK UP, TURDY
by The_Senor July 12, 2023
Get the turdymug. A homemade blend of pee and poo to make a protein shake like consistency weapon to throw on people you hate. Let it sit for two hours then fire away!
by Boobarry March 7, 2025
Get the Turdy 8mug. by ASIANNNNN🦖🦕 June 20, 2020
Get the Turdy Watermug. An act during sexual intercourse in the doggystyle position, an act committed while a girl is dropping a log at the same time as having a creampie
by Mr.limerita June 29, 2016
Get the Creamy turdy whirlymug.