Turdburgler

A quiet nasty boy who steals the poops from your butt and adds them to his poop wealth.

Hay! Stop that shitty titty turdburgler, he stole my poopies.

by Banana Hammie October 28, 2019

Turdburgler

someone that is so obsessed with human crap that they are willing to go out on their free time and steal other peoples waste

"a Turdburgler broke into my house and stole all my poop"

by Steve McC August 31, 2007

turdburgler

One who steals your shit.

I wrote that song, but that turdburgler got rich on it.

by Melvin Chandler January 11, 2004

turdburgler

AKA: Fagg or hipster
A socially acceptable way to call someone a douche/bunghole in a public area.

dude, he's being such a turdburgler when he walks like that.

by Ex Tacy June 18, 2012

turdburgler

someone who is a fag and gay and douche and all other mean and weird things one person could say to another

tom from myspace is a turdburgler

by hardcoreninja October 23, 2006