poo toucher

A poo toucher is a person who likes to touch male poo his erect penis while it is still in the owners ass.

ps.. They are sick fucks
see sick fuck

some cory kid from sparwood likes to touch his volleyball playing friends poo with his penis

by recktum November 04, 2004

cotton-toucher

A turd that pokes out of your bunghole far enough to touch your drawers.

Man, do I need to toss a pooch -- I feel a cotton-toucher moving around down there!

by mangus June 21, 2005

Tong toucher

When someone is so impatient at the buffet line that they keep crossing and touching other people's tongs.

That chubby tong toucher was acting like it was the last supper and the food was going to run out.

by Kajungold March 29, 2018

hole toucher

a deragatory term used to describe someone that touches a hole. can be iterechanged for terms such as asshole and douche bag.

what up you fuckin' hole touchers.

by the mad November 22, 2007

Doodle Toucher

Someone who touches penises and rock hard phallic looking objects, this means there a serial wanker, gaylord or whatever that makes sense. You may also have statues of Penises in your abode.

doodle toucher ding dong penis twinky toucher doodle dick mans junk

by MrKnow2011 February 03, 2011

peepee toucher

one whom likes to touch a man's peepee; a pervert; common title used to call upon an annoying lady

"One dollar make you holler!"
"Hey, peepee toucher, how long will that take?"
or
"Look at that peepee toucher. She's been talking on the phone that loud since i walked in half an hour ago!"

by The Scottish Muffinman November 26, 2009

Penis Toucher

Someone who touches and/or has sex with multiple penises within a short period of time.

"So how many guys have you been with this week, Gabi?"

"3 lol.... wait 4..... maybe 5"
"Oh hunni you're a penis toucher"

by Mio L Van December 09, 2018