by Reark March 30, 2005
In football, when a team scores 7 points with 2 safeties and a field goal (likely from squandering great field position from a turnover forced by their defense)
by BobBobbyBob September 3, 2022
While performing anal sex you take a football and shove it in the males rectum while he thrusts the woman
Frank: Hey did you hear about Becky?
Tyler: No what about her?
Frank: I heard that her and Tom performed a Tallahassee Touchdown last night
Tyler: No what about her?
Frank: I heard that her and Tom performed a Tallahassee Touchdown last night
by CornFlakesMaster March 8, 2017
The act of a Portuguese man/women spending a feral night with a large red haired Canadian man/women.
by Wacky tacky July 28, 2022
When one spikes their cellphone on the floor of the their providers store in protest over idiotic contracts, billing, service, etc.
Softbank won't unlock my phone after I finished paying the entire 2yr contract off so I Touchdowned the cellphone.
Sprint Charged me so much on my last bill I went to there store and touchdowned the cellphone.
Sprint Charged me so much on my last bill I went to there store and touchdowned the cellphone.
by Unknown~Sailor January 24, 2013
The act of shitting two turds, in the same sitting, so long that they hit the water before completely exiting the anus.
by Pablo 2: The Electric Boogaloo April 27, 2012
The redshirt freshman sensation sweeping the nation. Also known as Mitch Trubisky. Plays quarterback for the University of North Carolina. Scores lots of touchdowns.
"Hey man, fuck Johnny Football, Mitchy Touchdowns is the best freshman QB of all time."
"Oh my god did you see the game this weekend? Mitchy Touchdowns went off for 11 TDs."
"I would totally gargle Mitchy Touchdown's thick juicy man cum."
"Oh my god did you see the game this weekend? Mitchy Touchdowns went off for 11 TDs."
"I would totally gargle Mitchy Touchdown's thick juicy man cum."
by Mitch's Bitches April 16, 2014