Top Shelf

The best possible outcome or an exceptionally good product or action.

Nice backfill tommy that was Top Shelf.

by AIthirteen January 25, 2016

Top Shelf

Getting head on top of a parking structure.

Alex Koukov got Top Shelf the other night.

by DJ Clowney July 25, 2010

Top Shelfing

The act of defecating in someone's finest bottle of liquor. A homage to the classic Upper Decker.

Carl was being a douche at the party, so I gave him a good old fashioned top shelfing.

by Dr. Fugswidit June 8, 2018

Top-Shelf

Defecating into the upper tank of a toilet

That was a lame ass house party and the host pissed me off. So, I took a Top-Shelf before I went home...

by danantnap April 28, 2009

Top shelfing

To put a dip in your top lip, as oppossed to the more widely used bottom lip.

My bottom lip was tore up, so I had to turn to top shelfing it today.

by BigOBJ7 April 9, 2007

top-shelf

A feeling one gets when he or she feels really messed-up in a pleasurable way. A state of conscience one obtains through enjoying mind-altering substances.

Dude I am So top-shelf right now!
Two blue-footballs and I'm top-shelf most of the day!
What's your dosage for that top-shelf feeling?

by Mark Towe December 7, 2005

Top Shelf

Not to be confused with the Upper Decker, the Top Shelf is when one delivers his package to an unsuspecting mark's person or property to exact retribution upon a buster's skullduggeries and/or shortcomings.

Ex. 1 (body): That bitch-ass trick Lindsay Lohan was passed out in a coke induced coma, so I top shelfed her forehead while she fished out.

Ex. 2 (property): That mark-ass mutherfucker Jet was being a punk bitch on the phone with some wack-ass ho, so I top shelfed his margarita while he wasn't looking after sweating all day at the beach.

by John "D-Swings" DeCroce September 4, 2007