Tooted

High off your ass

I'm so totally tooted bro

by Bsimp0123456 December 10, 2016

Toaded

When you have a toad placed down your shirt while you are sleeping

Lucas stole his sister's phone and sent rude messages so while he was sleeping he was toaded

by stanman November 4, 2012

Tooled

an old slang term meaning that you have a big dick

vulgar slang for tool: a penis

i did not know this until my dad found out what my e-mail address was... i just love the band tool and made it up... but yeah... he was born in 1951 so... he knows old sayings

"he's tooled... never she's tooled"

by tooled July 31, 2006

tooled out

being "creeped out" by one who displays toolish characteristics.

Im soooo tooled out by him right now.

"I'm so big you can't see me"= tooled out

by tool of the day April 14, 2008

tooled up

to drink numerous shots of different varieties in 1 location then proceed out to plunder women

We all got tooled up at Slick's house then hit the town to smash some sluts.

by Marrowpants March 17, 2009

sweeney todded

1. an early example of a serial killer.
2. to slit the throat of an unsuspecting victim by a straight razor.
3. to hide the crimes by butchering the corpses of victims, baking their flesh into meat pies, and selling them to unknowing customers.

When I found out he de-hymened my sister, I straight sweeney todded him.

by azi bari February 27, 2008

Tolded

Past tense of Told

I tolded them to do their work

by Diction@y September 5, 2018