Partygoer: Man, you got any tonic water and limes?
Host: Nah man, just use Sprite.
Partygoer: What am I supposed to do with Sprite?
Host: Make a Poor Man's Gin and Tonic, fool.
Host: Nah man, just use Sprite.
Partygoer: What am I supposed to do with Sprite?
Host: Make a Poor Man's Gin and Tonic, fool.
by CarringtonS January 30, 2009
+ non alcoholic drink mixed from human sperm(jizz) and tonic
(usually used as a substitute for dopping for athletes)
+ non alcoholic shot mixed from any sperm + tonic, usually drunk like a tequilla shot by whores/sluts/cheap prostitues/expensive prostitutes/hoes/ and other kind of bitches
(sometimes executed in pure form: squirting sperm in the whore's face and at the same time pouring it with tonic)
(usually used as a substitute for dopping for athletes)
+ non alcoholic shot mixed from any sperm + tonic, usually drunk like a tequilla shot by whores/sluts/cheap prostitues/expensive prostitutes/hoes/ and other kind of bitches
(sometimes executed in pure form: squirting sperm in the whore's face and at the same time pouring it with tonic)
by youtube.com/youpussyclownprods April 20, 2011
La Monica De Tonic is The Monica Of Tonic. An absolutely stunning woman with dark silk hair that cascades down her shoulders. Her eyes are like onyx, deep and mysterious, drawing you in with their enchanting gaze. When she smiles, it's as if the whole room lights up, her laughter is infectious and hypnotic, leaving you wanting more. She is Radiant in positive energy, so her company is never a boredom. Conversation with Monica are enriched with knowledge and she is intuitive when others are talking! Monica exudes elegance and grace in life with every step she takes, a true beauty both inside and out. Monica is tonic with out a doubt!
When La Monica De Tonic laughs It is as if you are Hypnotized! My body is in a state of Paralysis. The only part of me where functionality is felt is my heart. Which is out of control under her laughter spell! The experience is tonic!
by La Monica De Tonic June 19, 2024
by Chad stephens December 11, 2020
Waiter: And what will you have for drinks?
Dad: We'll all have some Saussi Tonics, even the children.
Dad: We'll all have some Saussi Tonics, even the children.
by JDRO June 30, 2020
A gin and tonic with olive oil
by Gin and tonic April 10, 2016
Gin and tonic with olive oil
by Gin and tonic April 10, 2016