The act or the claiming of victim status due to a fictional claim on land or property, while misusing a title initially set aside for a different group or organization.
"David Palestined me the other day because I was wearing camo pants, He said I was stealing valor. The guys in JRTC he's not even in the military!"
"I think people who call themselves Native American because they took a DNA test and they're 5%. Cherokee are bit to palestiny for me. It's usually a pretty big red flag"
"I think people who call themselves Native American because they took a DNA test and they're 5%. Cherokee are bit to palestiny for me. It's usually a pretty big red flag"
by Free_@ll_speech January 10, 2024
Get the Palestined mug.Fake being a victim and oppressed so you can steal your neighbor’s land, rape their women, and kill their children while ignorant fool’s cheer for you around the world. Synonyms: dirty rotten liars, scoundrels, Nazis of 2023. Antonyms: good, honorable, honest, decent, holy, Israel.
Bob wanted to kill his wife Lauri. He falsely told the police Laurie hit him, attacked him with a knife when Bob cut himself on purpose with the knife. Bob told the police Lauri was trying to kill him so he had to shoot and kill her in self-defense. Bob Palestined his late wife Lori. .
by Luvvie Bear 💙 January 12, 2024
Get the Palestined mug.ex."2+2 =5 " "Oh, man who palestined you, I know 2+2=4"
ex. Government members took all the budget money designated for food, education and infrastructure development and flew to a resort saying, that the well being of their people is not their concern. "Oh, those people were palistined! Poor souls!!"
ex. Government members took all the budget money designated for food, education and infrastructure development and flew to a resort saying, that the well being of their people is not their concern. "Oh, those people were palistined! Poor souls!!"
by Notshalava January 12, 2024
Get the Palestined mug.Shitty land thief who thinks that Palestine belongs to them because they were there for more time even knowing that Israel was already there at 1100 BC.
Palestine defender: FREE PALESTINE!
Anyone with mental sanity: Fuck off. Israel was there before your religion was even created.
Anyone with mental sanity: Fuck off. Israel was there before your religion was even created.
by TheMasterOfSecrets November 25, 2023
Get the Palestine mug.When you sexually abuse hundreds and the public opinion thinks it's an act of resistance. Murder and terrorism is also included.
by Lion of Gd. January 9, 2024
Get the Palestined mug.by wokie-talkie December 29, 2023
Get the palestining mug.A mythological non-country similar to other fantastical places such as Narnia, Westeros and Never Never Land. Although 3,500 years of history and archeological evidence points to the fact that this area is the Land of Israel and has always belonged to and been inhabitanted by Jews, Arab colonizers occupied it along with large swaths of the Levant and North Africa which they are not indigenous to either. Those known as Palestinians (read: terrorists) have a long and glorious history of approximately 59 years, during which they are primarily known for blowing themselves up, beheading children, stabbing civilians, firing kasam rockets, and car rammings. After these festivities die down, they participate in a rituals of crying after the inevitable consequences of their peaceful actions are dropped on their heads in the form of bombs (read: justice). Scientists predict that in the near future Palestine will disappear as magically as it came into being due to a naturally occurring phenomenon called the Nakba II.
Did you know that Palestine was the first country to put a man on the moon? Just kidding, it never existed
In 1996, Palestine adopted the phoenix as its national bird due to it's explosive tendencies and lack of existence
Palestine was the first country to introduce Russian dressing to the world. Later the Russians stole it from them but it had always been their dressing for hundreds of years!
In 1996, Palestine adopted the phoenix as its national bird due to it's explosive tendencies and lack of existence
Palestine was the first country to introduce Russian dressing to the world. Later the Russians stole it from them but it had always been their dressing for hundreds of years!
by Zayin on Balestine December 4, 2023
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