Shrek has come to me

This saying is spoken by those who have sinned in the name of the great green onion-eating ogre; this could also be seen as the act of sacrificing one's purity in a blast of spontaneous statisfaction.

Thou who has experienced the pleasure of laying thine eyes upon the holy one shall understand the complete definition of this act of pleasurement.

"Shrek has come to me after I downloaded youtube kids"
"I was driving home when Shrek came to me and made me fail 'no nut november' to my dismay."
"being in the church I felt the pits of hell open under me after Shrek came to me, but simultaneously I felt a sence of divinity"

by Wibelær November 10, 2020

come to jesus meeting

A meeting where someone close to you (e.g. friend, family, etc.) are confronted over behavior that's causing consternation that's negatively effecting your relationship.

"You and your brother need to have a come to jesus meeting over you always having to do his chores and yours."

by DC Daly May 12, 2009

Come to Jesus talk

If you're going to perform...PERFORM! Or we'll find someone who will! A conversation usually between an employee and employer.

Looks like we're going to have a come to Jesus talk with Teddy if he wants to keep his job.

by Honey Pooh February 1, 2015

Come-to-Ewok moment

When a mature Star Wars fan evaluates their childhood nostalgia and recognizes that there are awful parts of the franchise.

After watching Episode VII: Return of the Jedi with his son, Bobby had a Come-to-Ewok moment and realized that the ewoks, were in fact, not awesome.

by Pancakeoflust February 28, 2017

please come to the office

If anyone ever says this to you, there's a HUGE change you've gotten in trouble, that someone's snitched, or that you're going to be questioned for something that took place. Or, maybe it's a social media post you made, or they found a nude pic. It's almost never good news to be in their office.

"X, if you are in the building, please come to the office. X, please come to the office."

by SKRealTime January 12, 2019

Come to Butthead

Not the best, but the funniest and coolest thing to say to a random girl when you are trying to hit on her.

The word "Come" should be pronounced in an extremely seductive voice, and the word Butthead should be replaced with the name of the person who sais this.

Butthead: Hey, baby.
Girl: (turns around)
Butthead: COME to Butthead!

Me: Hey, baby. COME to Michael!
Chick: (kicks me in the weak spot)

by Urban_Fellow July 27, 2006

Come To Brazil

A song realized by the boy band “Why Don’t We” - Realized Thursday the 27, @9pm PT time (so @12 am for some) Song about meeting this girl at a party and finding out she’s from Brazil but is leaving the US tomorrow so they are like: Why not book a one way ticket to Brazil? Why don’t we come to Brazil!

Why Don’t We come to Brazil!

by whydon’twest@n June 28, 2019