jizz gargling thundercunt

The king of insults. When any known combination of expletives barely scratches the surface of how low the individual in question is, accept no substitute

You sir are a jizz gargling thundercunt

by fattyman February 8, 2014

Thundercunt

A cunt of the highest order, who finds new and exciting ways of pissing off her significant other. Thundercunts tend to be over 300 lbs, and hate working just as much as they love chicken nuggets from Wendy's.

Jennifer, you fat fucking pig. Stop being a thundercunt and open the door. I have nuggets for you.....

by milkdud August 23, 2006

thundercunting

When you use the power of Thor's hammer to punch open the vagina of an unsuspecting woman.

Terry - I haven't seen Andy in a while

Falular - Yeah I was thundercunting him all of last night.

Terry - lol

by broocemoose January 14, 2014

thundercats syndrome

An affliction describing the state in which something encountered during one's childhood is remembered as being of high quality, but when revisited several years later, is discovered to be of much lower quality than first thought.

"Remember how much we thought 'Dino-Riders' rocked when we watched it back in grade school? I saw it again last weekend... and man, we were retarded. That's some thundercats syndrome right there."

by Discocorpse January 16, 2009

Thundercunt

The biggest and most cuntiest of all cunts. Generally, thundercunts are incredibly obese and have a portal to Hell in between their legs rather than a vagina.

Bob: Have you met the new girl?
Joe: You mean Meghan? Yeah, dude, she's a fucking thundercunt.

by JackamoTheThunderCuntSlayer February 4, 2009

thunderlips

the wrestler from "Rocky 3" rocky has a charity fight aganst. a very goofy character. but you will probobly wish he could be around more. goes by the nickname "Thunderlips:the ultimate male" and taunts those he fights aganst by calling them "meatball". also usually has beautiful women surrounding him. he was played by the then unknown hulk hogan

person #1: hey dude have you ever watched the rocky movies?

person #2: yeh man! they are amazing. i love in part 3 when he fights that crazy wrestler! What was his name again? oh yeh thunderlips

person #1:yeh i know that part was INSANE!
f.y.i only watch 1-4 and balboa

by clownbaby drago June 19, 2011

Thundercunt

(adj.) a person who displays extreme forms of cuntish behaviour.

"David went on holiday when he had promised me a reach around. What a thundercunt!

by Spunky127 April 19, 2014