Person 1: I just saw some kid wearing a Panic! At The Disco shirt.
Person 2: That's an edgy thirteen year old.
Person 2: That's an edgy thirteen year old.
by SweetenerGrande June 2, 2018
Get the Edgy Thirteen Year Old mug.The modern-day women in today's society have extremely high standards and expectations for men in the dating market. The Thirdteen Sixes evaluates men based on what they must have in order to have a chance at successfully dating one of them.
1. 6-figure salary.
2. At least 6 feet tall.
3. At least 600 horsepower in his car.
4. A 6-pack abdomen.
5. At least 6 months since last relationship.
6. At least 6 inches below the belt.
7. Must have at least 6 years of college/university. (Possessing a Master's degree or higher.)
8. Friends with at least 6 rich/high-value men.
9. At least 6 notch count.
10. A 6-figure trust fund.
11. Must have at least been in a 6-year relationship.
12. A dowry of 6 figures.
13. Must have theses 6 traits: handsome, smart, rich, honest, mature, and funny.
1. 6-figure salary.
2. At least 6 feet tall.
3. At least 600 horsepower in his car.
4. A 6-pack abdomen.
5. At least 6 months since last relationship.
6. At least 6 inches below the belt.
7. Must have at least 6 years of college/university. (Possessing a Master's degree or higher.)
8. Friends with at least 6 rich/high-value men.
9. At least 6 notch count.
10. A 6-figure trust fund.
11. Must have at least been in a 6-year relationship.
12. A dowry of 6 figures.
13. Must have theses 6 traits: handsome, smart, rich, honest, mature, and funny.
Jack, there are thirteen sixes now. It's only a matter of time before women add "Must be 6 feet under in 6 years" to their list to make it fifteen sixes.
by Mister Arbiter November 18, 2025
Get the Thirteen Sixes mug.The year where you start doing weird shit and want to fuck the wall, or watch endless amounts of porn and gore for tHe luLz!!!1
also the year sadly not the last I became a neo nazi, a chrisker fan, a countryhuman fan, and a columbiner all at once
If you looked this up, you are probably 13, in which, hi, hello. Seventh grade sucks doesn't it? Being 13 does. But much more.
So does 17.
also the year sadly not the last I became a neo nazi, a chrisker fan, a countryhuman fan, and a columbiner all at once
If you looked this up, you are probably 13, in which, hi, hello. Seventh grade sucks doesn't it? Being 13 does. But much more.
So does 17.
Your parents a few years from now : let's not forget when YOUR NAME was thirteen guys! Remember when she-
You then: *deep sigh, pulls out noose*
You then: *deep sigh, pulls out noose*
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Get the thirteen-percent mug.Thirteen is a crazy white woman in her mid 20s who is unemployed and living in their parents' basement, being an emo lady who prays to rats that people with a certain name should all die. She is also hostile, petty, and extremely smelly.
"The hell is wrong with her!? Why is she telling me to die!?"
"Just ignore her, she's Thirteen after all."
"Just ignore her, she's Thirteen after all."
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Get the logan thirteen evans mug.a 2007 novel by Janet Evanovich, the thirteenth in the Stephanie Plum series. It was released on June 19, 2007
The eighth through twelfth novels feature Stephanie coping with being stalked by criminals for various reasons; Lean Mean Thirteen, and several of the subsequent novels, focus on Stephanie getting caught up in the search for a missing person,
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