Kouvaris' Theorem

The act of inserting one's fist into another person's anus until the victim collapses from the excruciating pain. When done properly the administrator will insert their arm from the fist to the arm pit into the recipient's anus and back out all in one swift motion done repeatedly in swift succession. often triggering bleeding, himroids, and bowel seepage. A sign of eternal love in Homosexual-ism, of inflicted in a state of extrema rage toward the victim. A point of humor to instructors.

Dude me and my partner did the Kouvaris' Theorem all night and my anus so freak raw I cant walk.
That guy got so mad when I called him he said he would inflict the Kouvaris Theorem on me next time he saw me.

by electric man#1 November 2, 2010

pythagoras theorem

Simply put, in a triangle, the square of the hypoteneuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides. Simple as that.

the pythagorean theorem, in a simple mathematical formula, is: a² = b² + c²

where a is the hypoteneuse and b & c are the other two sides

pythagoras theorem

by DannoMack April 12, 2006

Praveenis' Theorem

When one eats, or has eaten, they have instantly become homosexual.

Praveenis' Theorem:
One eats therefore he is gay.

Praveen: "Did you eat?"
Branden: "Yes."
Praveen: "You're so gay."

by King6 November 8, 2010

zerkel theorem

its the definition of anything you cant define. it always works!

if you dont know the awnser to a question or your trying to give someone a reason...just say it fallows the zerkel theorem.

by susan the 3rd June 1, 2010

EDAWKT Theorem

Even a Dumb Ass Would Know That Theorem, used popularly in math to show something trivial

Man#1: We know that by the EDAWKT Theorem, A^2+B^2=C^2

Man#2: Huh?

Man#1: It's the Even a Dumb Ass Would Know That Theorem, stupid

by EDAWKT February 17, 2011

Blakers Theorem

A mathematical theorem where you get the thrid letter of cosine, cotangent, and secant to determine whether it is the reciprocal of of sin, cos, and tan.

Rumour has it the inventor of the Blakers theorem is a very good looking individual

by DART MUNCHER August 30, 2023

sullivans theorem

Sullivan was a gentleman who reviewed movies. In him film reviewing situations, the integer five (5) is roughly equivalent to the integer seven (7). While not initially intended to be used outside film review situations, it has evolved to be used for most situations where an out of ten (10) grade is applied.

I loved that movie, under Sullivans Theorem I give it a full 5/7

by TheOnlySnuff November 12, 2020