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Long Black French Espresso

When a black guy with at least a 10in penis cums on a German girl's face and says I surrender
I gave this nazi hoe a long Black French Espresso
by Cellucci December 8, 2018
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Double Espresso with Extra Foam

When two people are having sex in a hot tub, both Take a shit, then they guy cums.
John: Aftter eating Mexican, Meg and I were having fun in the hot tub when we made a Double Espresso with Extra Foam. Totally worth it.
sex hot tub shit
by CooperNRG June 17, 2016
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Late Night Espresso Run

Commonly used in America and the British Isles as a code-term for ditching out of work on a night shift to go home and have a quickie, or brief period of time in which individuals engage in sexual intercourse. Makes for an excellent excuse due to most people not being knowledgable about how espresso is made, and therefore the claim can be made that it took longer than it really did.
Jen just went on another Late Night Espresso Run, should see her in an hour or two.
by Mac13 January 12, 2009
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Double Shot Espresso

When you're in sexual intercourse and right as you feel you're about to cum, you pull out and jizz into her starbucks order and she drinks it.
Girl: omg thanks for starbucks baby
Guy: I think tonight is perfect for a double shot espresso....
by spicygerbil May 19, 2022
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FUCKING NOAH DEPRESSO ESPRESSO

Doddam he stupid and a dumbass, bitch stap it and get help
by Youlordjebuscrise December 3, 2019
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Espresso Fartini

The art of doing an all-nighter on lots of these delicious cocktails when it comes to sex and you ejactulate you also projectile shit on their chest.
Your dad Espresso Fartini’d me big time last night
by BonjourPappi June 11, 2018
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this was supposed to be her espresso

A popular phrase used on social media about a song that flopped/didn't do very well. The poster will liken the song to Sabrina Carpenter's smash hit "Espresso" which catapulted her career. Often times this is used sarcastically or ironically to a refer to an even bigger hit single.
OP: *posts video of Nicki Minaj Super Bass*
Caption: this was supposed to be her espresso
Comment: baby this was the coffee bean delete this
by Hay18 June 23, 2025
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