Long Black French Espresso

When a black guy with at least a 10in penis cums on a German girl's face and says I surrender

I gave this nazi hoe a long Black French Espresso

by Cellucci December 08, 2018

Double Espresso with Extra Foam

When two people are having sex in a hot tub, both Take a shit, then they guy cums.

John: Aftter eating Mexican, Meg and I were having fun in the hot tub when we made a Double Espresso with Extra Foam. Totally worth it.
sex hot tub shit

by CooperNRG April 10, 2016

Late Night Espresso Run

Commonly used in America and the British Isles as a code-term for ditching out of work on a night shift to go home and have a quickie, or brief period of time in which individuals engage in sexual intercourse. Makes for an excellent excuse due to most people not being knowledgable about how espresso is made, and therefore the claim can be made that it took longer than it really did.

Jen just went on another Late Night Espresso Run, should see her in an hour or two.

by Mac13 September 24, 2008

Double Shot Espresso

When you're in sexual intercourse and right as you feel you're about to cum, you pull out and jizz into her starbucks order and she drinks it.

Girl: omg thanks for starbucks baby
Guy: I think tonight is perfect for a double shot espresso....

by spicygerbil May 20, 2022

FUCKING NOAH DEPRESSO ESPRESSO

Doddam he stupid and a dumbass, bitch stap it and get help

"GOD FUCKING NOAH DEPRESSO ESPRESSO"

by Youlordjebuscrise December 03, 2019

Espresso Fartini

The art of doing an all-nighter on lots of these delicious cocktails when it comes to sex and you ejactulate you also projectile shit on their chest.

Your dad Espresso Fartini’d me big time last night

by BonjourPappi May 31, 2018

Gay espresso

Espresso is very gay he just won’t admit it sadly (he’s gay for Madeleine obviously).

Look it gay espresso. “I’m not gay”. (Espresso lied)

by Raspberry.—.cookie December 10, 2021