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The images played out in your "wank bank" as you proceed to knock one out

Imaginative stimulation when there is no pornographic material to hand
( 2 very attractive ladies walk by) .... Those 2 hotties will be lezzing off in my wank theatrics tonight
by Mr blue March 11, 2016
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Katie Theatrics

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Katie Theatrics are in play when a lovely woman insists you call her by so many different versions of the base name Kate that your best bet is often to say “hey you,” with a smile.

Katie Theatrics,

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A person who so frequently changes their name, appearance or interests that it’s confusing to others. Can we please leave the persona remakes to Celebrities?
1. If a woman with the base name Kate has changed her name from Katie, to Kate, to Kathleen, to Cristy in the past 6 months that’s Katie Theatrics.

2. If a woman has changed her full wardrobe three times in the same year as well as changing how she talks and what her hobbies are, this is an example of Katie Theatrics. Is this really a good use of theatre training?

3. If someone lovely feels the need to change their hair color 3 times in a week, and this is a regular pattern, this is Katie Theatrics.
by IronMikey August 12, 2025
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"Tits up theatrics" - A technique of photography limited to the top half of the breasts and face designed to distract from a weight problem.
"Did you check my girls friend on Facebook? She's says you cute, you in?" ...."I did man, I'm going to pass, just a whole lot of tits up theatrics"
by Madness as a boy May 31, 2017
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