vern

Malvern basically

where you from?
I'm from vern crodie

by smokedawgschain November 2, 2020

Kickin' It VERN Style

When one is living by the teachings of any wise old sage who runs a bakery, on is in fact, kickin it VERN style

Dude A: Hey dude B, what cha doin?

Dude B: Nothin, just drivin around.

Dude A: Now that's Kickin' It VERN Style.

by Rollin' W/ VERN November 30, 2009

Vern

A bad motherfuckin bitty who is deathly allergic to apple sauce and is an absolute party of a person. Owns a figurine of big foot and likes to roast her toe dogs on by the heater set to 90 degrees. Currently hyperfixating on sales tomato slices and spicy pickles. Salty asf.

WOW! Vern has taken edibles and is now typing this!

by Vern2bean January 24, 2022

vern dew

Crazy, unhinged, deadly;

Run for your life, it’s Vern Dew!

by Edensgrace July 24, 2019

Vern Dogging

To watch someone closely while making zero attempt to hide you’re doing so. Similar to being “Bird dogged” but with more malicious intent

Hey look out, the boss is Vern Dogging us right now

by Wahhhindacabby October 19, 2023

Dirty Vern

When you're walking in the beautiful Polson park and fall on a dirty needle.

I got dirty Verned the other day, been high for a month.

by anonymous June 19, 2024

Big Vern holiday

To do a crypto-currency exchange exit scam.

Where the owners of an exchange disappear with your funds.

You better remove your funds before the "Big Vern holiday".

by freebasementwinner August 12, 2018