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headbutt the unicorn

An euphemism for fellatio, oral sex, an act performed by a person on the penis of a male, the opposite of cunnilingus. The term was created by “The Man” and has become popular due to its frequent use on the legendary podcast Slacker and The Man. It is important to this podcast not to offend their sensitive listeners, many being doctors and lawyers.

Terminology: A headbutt is a strike with the head, typically striking a sensitive area of an opponent. A unicorn is a horse like animal with a long horn believed to have healing powers. If you haven’t figured it out yet, unicorn is another euphemism for that most honored part of the male anatomy, the penis. Put the two together and it is easy to create an image in the mind of a woman charging with her face first into a gentleman’s lap - the beginning of oral sex on a man.
FNG: Did you see that chick in the Poison Ivy costume?"
Snuggles the Fister: "Yeah, she is totally going to headbutt the unicorn tonight."
Mashers: "What's headbutt the unicorn?"
The Man: "The opposite of headbutt the buffalo."
Dobbs (singing): "Show me how to blow dudes, blow dudes..."
by Mashers69 May 11, 2014
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Feedin the unicorn

light weighted girls planning on drinking hard alcohol and getting drunk.

girls that drink little and get drunk quickly on hard alcohol.
Did you see Linda at the party?!" "Yea she was fucking feedin the unicorn.
by colossalblonde November 4, 2010
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Fucking the Unicorn

When you decide to have sex with your lover, who is unfortunately (for both) menstruating. Also, she has been plugged with a tampon, strings all a'danglin'. During intercourse, the tampon appears to slide out, much like the horn of a unicorn.
A potentially sedate weekend in Daylesford may have been caused by an awkward round of "Fucking the Unicorn"...

....Neeeeiiighhhh!
by Not High Enough In A Hammock August 19, 2012
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the unicorn light principle

States that light bends around unicorns, and that light was created form them. the colors that you see right now were created by a unicorn. colors are one of the many things that unicorns have created such as bacon, Nutella, double rainbows, and nun-chuck wielding cats wearing bandannas.
Example:

Person 1: dude, have you ever wondered what made the colors?
Person 2: Go...
Person 3: no because I am well versed in unicornal philosophy, you should know this I was a unicornal philosophy major in college. unicorns created light. isn`t obvious. the unicorn light principle explains it very well.
Person 2: what the actual fuck are you talking about?!?!
Person 3: STFU! im a unicornal philosophy major! what the fuck are you!
Person 2: a christa...
Person 3: that`s what I thought; FUCKING atheist!
by Unicorn_Philosopher1202 October 21, 2013
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The unicorn

When youre about to fuck a girl from behind and stick a big suction cup dildo to her forehead like a horn. While she hesitates in utter confusion, you slide your dick real quick into her ass, making her then gallop in excitement, much like a horse.
"Yo man why you buying that huge ass dildo? I didn’t know you swing like that. "
"Nah bro I'm tryin to do the unicorn on my girl tonight !"
"Niiiiiiice, can I watch?"
by MeatBeater69 September 24, 2017
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The Unicorn

The act of placing a suction cup dildo on one’s forehead, then having an intimate partner ride it while proceeding to provide oral sex.
Hey Bro,I finally tried the Unicorn with my girlfriend, it was awesome.

Bro: Damn bro thats my favorite position
by Coquimaster July 31, 2019
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The Unicorn

When you come over a girls face and the throw glitter over her
I turned Sharon in to the unicorn when I threw glitter over my jizzy mess
by Pierre_not_Pedey September 8, 2019
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