Tandem-biking

The logistically difficult manoeuvre of walking as a couple whilst engaged in anal sex without withdrawing.

We were hard at it when we noticed the sunset; so we started tandem-biking over to the balcony.

by Shaartvark July 18, 2016

Tandem Stupidity

An act of stupidity thought of by one person and executed by another.

This type of stupidity is associated with initiations of various types (usually dumb)and military service(hopefully not as dumb)

Was that real what I just seen or an act of tandem stupidity ??

Is that person really crazy or is there someone screaming through them in an act of tandem stupidity to discredit them?

by Ragnar Funnies September 7, 2018

Tandem wheelchair ride

When someone in a wheelchair acts as an amusement park ride attracting people of all ages to ride with him in his wheelchair

Hey baby wanna go on a Tandem wheelchair ride

by Choptastic October 18, 2018

German Tandem

It's nothing nasty, I just want to learn German.

- Hi Tinder-person, would you like to do a German tandem with me?
- Ja, I would like that

by TinderDerbyChris May 12, 2020

Tandem War Horse

When a person has cowgirl sex with one girl while another girl rides his face.

Melody and Trinity tandem war horsed me last night.

by Plunkinator May 31, 2018

Mandem in tandem

The act of men (mandem) performing a cheeky bum bum from behind (in tandem).

Howard and Ross love to go mandem in tandem while cottaging.

by thos_Beans August 10, 2023

flying three double half collapsible semi-automatic telepatic tandem war can opener in a can

why don't your understand?

flying three double half collapsible semi-automatic telepatic tandem war can opener in a can

by frrsjlelelele June 19, 2017