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Sex and The City Syndrome 

"Sex and The City" syndrome refers to a woman who needs a man to validate her existence. This goes for both serial daters, and women who consider themselves (or are) serial monogamists for the same reason.

It is a very sad, and might I say, quite pathetic, syndrome.

White women seem to be the primary sufferers, however, women from any race or ethnic background can suffer from Sex and The City syndrome.

This term is primarily used to define a certain attitude the show gave off. The attitude that despite being a successful, beautiful woman..one has to have a man to feel completely fulfilled.
1. A woman who continuously dates different men because she is afraid to be alone, or because she feels (consciously or subconsciously) that having a man validates her existence. This can apply to women who are constantly looking to get a relationship out of these dates, or women who are constantly looking for sex as a means to fulfill some long empty void.

"My best friend is going on ANOTHER date...she was so depressed last week because "no one wanted her." Ugh, she definitely has Sex and The City Syndrome!"

2. A woman who has been in a monogamous relationship for a while with a man who treats her badly or unequally, yet she stays with him for fear of being alone, or fear that without him her existence will no longer be worthwhile.

"She is crying again over something her boyfriend did to her...he treats her like such crap, yet stays with him. Its like she needs him to validate her existence, or she is so afraid and unsure of herself she feels she needs a man...a man who treats her like crap! She SO has Sex and The City Syndrome..its sad."
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The Burns Syndrome 

The Burns syndrome is when you are annoyed by a person so much you contomplate sucide. The Burns syndrome can be tough especially when the person is a type A stalker and won`t leave you alone. Typically people with the burns syndrome are small and stumpy.
Gary had to move school after an incounter with The Burns Syndrome.
The Burns Syndrome by pussy cruncher September 1, 2011

The Ostrich Syndrome 

A peculiar condition marked by the person making absolutely nonsensical statements displaying pure stupidity and lack of common sense akin to a ostrich with the head in ground. The person displays a tendency not only to put his foot in the mouth but to never take it out either, repeatedly.
Example of The Ostrich Syndrome

A: "What is the 2012 about anyway?"
B: "Its about a prophecy that the world will end in 2012"
A: " OMG!! We have only 1 year to live!!"

A: You like The Beatles?
B: Ya. I do listen to them.
A: Want to go for the Beatles concert next weekend?
B: ? Who is performing? Where? When? How?
A: The Beatles. They are on an India tour right!
B: OMG

Sex and the City Syndrome 

Being a female in favor of circumcision or thinking intact penises are dirty. Obviously hypocritical, since vulvas and vaginas smell a lot stronger.
From the show: I am so circumcising my son. I don't want anyone calling him a shar pei.
Girl 1: My four-year-old host brother from Spain was circumcised.
Girl 2: Why wait so long?
Someone who actually knows what the fuck he or she is talking about: Why do it at all?
Anyone who has Sex and the City Syndrome is someone I won't waste my time with.

Clash of the Titans syndrome

Some thing , especially a movie or TV show, that doesn't live up to one's memory i.e "The Clash Of The Titans"
I used to love Welcome Back Kotter when I was little but I had a case of Clash of the Titans Syndrome when I saw one recently ...it really sucked.

The Ginger Syndrome 

Also known as trisomy 69, is a rare genetic disorder caused by any piece of red shaded hair attached to one's body. This disorder is particularly effective on any Asian gingers, causing them to have hyper madness and insanity, saying unnecessary comments whilst having a powerful vocal chord capable of having over 10000000000000000000000 decibel causing severe eardrum damaged and ear cancer.
The WHO society found no cure or treatment for the Ginger Syndrome "We're fucked. " -Obama
The Ginger Syndrome by Proxy November 15, 2016

The Buddy Syndrome 

When a certain someone keeps getting rejected
-Yo man it's been your third time being rejected.

-I know man I think I have the buddy syndrome.