The act of inflating a long tube with helium, strapping it to your back, and letting the wind carry you where it may.
There once was a man in a canyon
Who needed to quickly abandon
So he filled up his tube
Spidering wit did exude
This is fact, and not an opanion
Who needed to quickly abandon
So he filled up his tube
Spidering wit did exude
This is fact, and not an opanion
by Definition Jerry November 18, 2008
Ferrari convertibles include the F355 Spider and the 360 Spider.
Porsche convertibles include the 550 Spyder.
Porsche convertibles include the 550 Spyder.
by EJL March 14, 2004
A contraption made from a huge water jug with 8 dildos coming off of it. It is used to pleasure random homosexuals. One person is required to hold it.
Alex pissed into the spider and the eight kids sucked on eight fake dicks all night long. They also chugged down gallons of piss.
by SJHS BOI February 03, 2005
Flecks of shit that stick to the toilet bowl, even after flushing, that resemble spiders trying to crawl up and bite your ass. Sometimes caused by explosive diarrhea, other times caused by a Tower of Pisa turd when it falls and leaves shitflecks behind
I had a case of the volcanic shits - one blast from my ass painted the entire inside of the bowl with spiders.
by BratBastard October 17, 2011
When you get naked and do a handstand in the doorway to a closed door. When the unsuspecting victim opens the door all he/she sees is a butthole, and some upside down genitalia.
"Look, Scott took off all his close, he's gonna give Dan the spider. Weird his balls are upside down. Man Scott is so funny all of the time."
by Scott R. April 27, 2006
by anonymous_loser April 07, 2018