spidering

The act of inflating a long tube with helium, strapping it to your back, and letting the wind carry you where it may.

There once was a man in a canyon
Who needed to quickly abandon
So he filled up his tube
Spidering wit did exude
This is fact, and not an opanion

by Definition Jerry March 31, 2009

Spider

A convertible, usually of the make of Ferrari or Porsche.

Ferrari convertibles include the F355 Spider and the 360 Spider.

Porsche convertibles include the 550 Spyder.

by EJL March 14, 2004

The Spider

A contraption made from a huge water jug with 8 dildos coming off of it. It is used to pleasure random homosexuals. One person is required to hold it.

Alex pissed into the spider and the eight kids sucked on eight fake dicks all night long. They also chugged down gallons of piss.

by SJHS BOI February 2, 2005

Spider

Flecks of shit that stick to the toilet bowl, even after flushing, that resemble spiders trying to crawl up and bite your ass. Sometimes caused by explosive diarrhea, other times caused by a Tower of Pisa turd when it falls and leaves shitflecks behind

I had a case of the volcanic shits - one blast from my ass painted the entire inside of the bowl with spiders.

by BratBastard October 17, 2011

spider

When you get naked and do a handstand in the doorway to a closed door. When the unsuspecting victim opens the door all he/she sees is a butthole, and some upside down genitalia.

"Look, Scott took off all his close, he's gonna give Dan the spider. Weird his balls are upside down. Man Scott is so funny all of the time."

by Scott R. May 9, 2006

spiders

idk

idk...spiders?

by AndreaG November 1, 2012

Spiders

litte black dots with 8 fucking legs and are fucking scary as hell and they can go rot in the fiery flame of hell for all i fucking care.

Jake:spiders are so cool!
Me;NO TF THERE NOT YOU ABSOLUTE IDIOT DO YOU HAVE AN IQ OF FUCKING ZERO YOU DUMBASS BITCH?

by CrystalKid July 21, 2021