I was resting in my bed, reading a Wattpad Cole Sprose fanfiction when suddenly Cole appears in the doorway!
I smile but my expression quickly changes as he grabs me and pushes me up against the wall.
He whispers softly in my ear, and I can feel his hot breath on my neck, “Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?”
“Amen.” I whisper back.
Suddenly, I am rudely awoken by my alarm clock and I cry as I realize I’ll never be able to talk to Cole about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
I smile but my expression quickly changes as he grabs me and pushes me up against the wall.
He whispers softly in my ear, and I can feel his hot breath on my neck, “Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?”
“Amen.” I whisper back.
Suddenly, I am rudely awoken by my alarm clock and I cry as I realize I’ll never be able to talk to Cole about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
by MondayHatesYouToo September 23, 2020
Get the Lord and Savior Jesus Christmug. An all powerful being of infinite power and strength. He created our universe and many others. All hail lord Pepe.
He comes down to Earth in the form of a sad frog representing all dead memes. He suffered for our sins.
He comes down to Earth in the form of a sad frog representing all dead memes. He suffered for our sins.
by trollinator42069 April 25, 2017
Get the Our Lord and Savior Pepemug. All praise the lord of the deep Cthulhu.His power is infinite with his many tentacles.All should worship his power.
by M3m3M4ch1n3 June 5, 2018
Get the Our lord and savior Cthulhumug. by m3ll0h1 April 25, 2021
Get the Mitski Our Lord And Saviormug. People who say what should have been done before a natural disaster, but after the disaster has already occurred. People who criticize rescue and recovery efforts or say what should be done while sitting on their sofa or couch at home watching it on Tv. Inaction to help, but continue to critique and criticize.
by Captain LRC July 12, 2025
Get the Sofa Saviormug. A modified, upgraded version of a white savior - basically a Chomsky/Zinn reading America flagellant who props up indigenous cultures as unassailable paragons of humanity and believes the only way to solve environmental crises is to bring down the entirety of modern, industrial civilization and return all the land to the roughly 2% of the world's population that is indigenous, etc.
People who claim opposition to electric vehicles, solar/wind power are clearly nothing more than green saviors who won't be satisfied until the whole of industrial civilization collapses and the earth is rid of 98% of humanity.
by Quarrellousquaker September 5, 2023
Get the Green Saviormug. A savior is someone who tries their best to make anyone in their life feel better, the ray of sunshine every depressed person hopes for.
Usually cast aside or unwanted, saviors live a life of sadness knowing that no one will ever want to listen to them; even though all they want is to find someone who cares for them just as much as they will care in return.
Usually cast aside or unwanted, saviors live a life of sadness knowing that no one will ever want to listen to them; even though all they want is to find someone who cares for them just as much as they will care in return.
EX:
Savior: hey man, are you okay?
Person: yeah, could be worse.
Savior: but I've noticed you've been feeling down lately...I want you to feel wanted.
Person: you always take things to seriously.
Savior: but-
Person: You can't and shouldn't try to be a savior, it never goes well.
Savior: ffs
Savior: hey man, are you okay?
Person: yeah, could be worse.
Savior: but I've noticed you've been feeling down lately...I want you to feel wanted.
Person: you always take things to seriously.
Savior: but-
Person: You can't and shouldn't try to be a savior, it never goes well.
Savior: ffs
by Melatonin Maestro April 6, 2021
Get the Saviormug.