Mathew pearson

A man with a homophobic past but a homosexual future, usually caught blowing guys behind the local mcdonalds for cheese burgers

“He is a total mathew pearson”
“Did you see that mathew pearson behind the mcdonalds?”

by Scuma luma May 4, 2022

molly pearson

to lick your boyfriends asshole x

1: omg did he finally agree to it?
2: yeah! he let me give him a molly pearson!

by hahaletsseewhathappensnow January 11, 2021

Matt pearson

A cool dude

Matt Pearson is a cool dude

by Matty chat May 4, 2022

katie pearson

An original bad boy that loves mashing up the bits on the weekend, she is a girl that knows what she wants and will stop at no ends to get it.

Heard that Katie Pearson bird was mashing up the bits on the weekend getting bare keyed off it.

by Ballbag smeller November 23, 2021

Pearson

This guy can lead a flock of cows like nobody's business, and he can also lead a herd of worms like it nothing. Hes a natural worm farmer obviously and he has won the tree climbing contest 69 years and running.

Guy 1: did u see that guy flock up all the Galapagos.
Guy 2: he must of been pearson

by Mike ox large October 9, 2020

pearsonism

The religion of (1)having a twin sister. (2)your sister has a really annoying voice and says cheesy jokes (3)gets yelled at by mr. miller a lot. (4)also see margaretism.

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by Conquistador April 30, 2005

Chad Pearson

The perfect alpha male, he may not have the biggest dick in the world but he makes up for it by supplying wonderful nights of pleasure and even laughter.

Oh you were at Chad Pearsons last night? You must have had one of the best nights ever!

by PoggerSHEESH July 25, 2021