That one hairstylist from the second Parappa the Rapper game. Japanese name is Takoyama, meaning "octopus". Originally turned into red form from being hypnotized by a tape deck, they instead turn red when extremely angry in the anime.
"Bro, who's your favorite Parappa character?"
"Oh, I'd want Hairdresser Octopus to cut my hair anyday."
"Oh, I'd want Hairdresser Octopus to cut my hair anyday."
by CatInTheFishBowl February 1, 2020
Get the Hairdresser Octopusmug. The Auto Octopus is the act of one male individual ripping off his own penis and then shoving it so high up his rectum that it seemingly disappears. The individual has to then defecate in order to retrieve his penis. This practise is a method in which men are fully able to 'fuck themselves' however, it is known to be extremely painful.
The origin of the Auto Octopus comes from the rather unusual mating strategies exhibited by the marine creature: the octopus. In order to mate, octopuses must rip off their penises and then throw them at the females they are wanting to reproduce with.
The origin of the Auto Octopus comes from the rather unusual mating strategies exhibited by the marine creature: the octopus. In order to mate, octopuses must rip off their penises and then throw them at the females they are wanting to reproduce with.
Man 1: "Shit dude, last night I finally manned up and performed the Auto Octopus"
Man 2: "Far out bro, that is hard core!!"
Man 2: "Far out bro, that is hard core!!"
by The Urban Beast May 27, 2015
Get the auto octopusmug. A shock site containing a video of a woman standing in a bathtub while an octopus slowly inches out of her vagina until it has fully emerged and plops to the ground.
Guy One: Dude, you up for sushi tonight?
Guy Two: Man, after watching Octopus Girl, I don't think I'm in the mood.
Guy Two: Man, after watching Octopus Girl, I don't think I'm in the mood.
by cdltehpimp May 24, 2010
Get the Octopus Girlmug. 
When you are having sex with a girl while she is on her back and just as you are about to pull out, she wraps her legs around you and screams "I WANT YOU TO HAVE MY BABIES!".
"Dude. i was fucking this chick and when i was pullng out she totally pulled the needy octopus on me man...im fucked"
by cghxfjua45er7q4574yyahAEhy December 8, 2009
Get the The Needy Octopusmug. A significant other who tries to control your life and gets involved in as much shit as possible, much like an octopus might do with his many tentacles.
by melleeson November 9, 2009
Get the overbearing octopusmug. Teacher: Okay, Grade fives, look at this website. *shows website, 'Save the
Pacific Northwestern Tree Octopus'* Is this animal real?
All Students: Yes! Let's go catch tree octopi now - ajsdhakjsdbajbdk!
Pacific Northwestern Tree Octopus'* Is this animal real?
All Students: Yes! Let's go catch tree octopi now - ajsdhakjsdbajbdk!
by Discosauras Rexorus July 15, 2011
Get the Tree Octopusmug.