The Tebow Method 

Formerly known as the pull-and-pray method, when a man pulls the goalie during coitis. This new and improved method involves getting down on one knee and saying a prayer after spraying man slime on the belly of the lucky lady.

I was way too drunk to use a condom, so I used the Tebow Method instead.

The Tebow Method by Little Johnny Blue Label December 18, 2011

the fitsgerald method 

Picking a fight with somebody then sending a friend with a knife to get his ass beat while you stay at home smoking meth amphetamine.

I'm too much of a pussy to fight my own battles.. Lets spark up a bowl of shitty meth and use the Fitsgerald Method. Let's send Stephen with a knife..

the fitsgerald method by Anyonefromlowville March 17, 2016

The BENL Method 

Having a bent penis and having to rub it against your leg to masturbate

His leg is chaffed , he must be using The BENL Method

The BENL Method by SaltyJoe69 June 7, 2016

The hook method

When you put your thumb in her vagina then hook your pointer finger around in her asshole and put them together

"Hey babe lets do the hook method again"
"Okay just don't pinch so hard this time"

The hook method by Kram Mailliw June 10, 2017

The Penthouse Method 

When you shit in the tank of the toilet instead of the bowl.

That damn kid keeps using the Penthouse Method, now I have to keep cleaning this damn tank!

The Penthouse Method by A Trembling Omniscient Hamster May 26, 2019

The Gogurt Method 

When you freeze a Gogurt, cut a small hole in the top and use it as a dildo. When it heats up enough and the Gogurt comes out, you are done, because it nutted in you.

Did you hear what that Grant kid did the other night.

Yeah, The Gogurt Method with a whole box!
Was it one at a time or the whole box at once?
That Grant probably did one at a time, but who knows with a kid like that.

The Gogurt Method by Clamarco's Papachino September 25, 2019

The Goldade Method 

Like Onlyfans but in reverse. A situation were you send an innocent girl pictures of your balls every 15 seconds until she pays you $15.99 to stop for a month.

It’s been hard trying to make money with nothing but an ag Ed degree and a creepy mustache so I’ve had to resort to The Goldade Method just to make an income.

The Goldade Method by Jermey Sanchez December 17, 2020