Fisherman's Hook

Like landing the catch of the day, when smashing your girl from behind and you reach your hand over her head hook a finger in each of her nostrils. Once hooked, give your hand a snappy pull back like you just landed the big one.
Toby decided to drill the hotel housekeeper from behind and while she was begging for more gave her a Fisherman's Hook.
by Eaton Holgoode June 03, 2016
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Fisherman Splatter

Smacking a semen/cum filled condom on the forehead of the person just penetrated.
After receiving a major ass romping, Kial then received a fisherman splatter to finish off the night.
by Tyrone Bigdick May 27, 2008
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anal fisherman

a particularly vivid synonym for a homosexual, this term denotes the practise of inserting one's penis into the anus (normally willing, but occasionally not) of one's partner/bumbuddy/victim. Oftentimes, the catch of the day is brown and viscous.

Btw, im pretty sure that this is an original nomenclature. If im wrong,...meh.
Quentin is an anal fisherman, sailing the seas of cheese in search of his next meal.
by Llanark July 16, 2006
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Crafty Fisherman

A Hermaphrodite, ie, one who carries round a spare set of tackle.
Sammy: Do you think Tom will get lucky tonight?
Nick: Tom gets lucky every night..he's a crafty fisherman!
Sammy: OMG!
by Samick Downunder August 10, 2005
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Sweetcorn Fisherman

Some one who has anal sex with someone who needs a shit.
I had anal sex a few days ago and my nob really hurts, i pulled back my foreskin and there was a chunk of sweetcorn sitting there flush with the bellend
by daniel vidler May 29, 2003
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Fisherman's Tear

When shit exits the rectum immediately after sitting on the toilet.
I felt so bad when Melissa White told me she suffered from Fisherman's Tear at Jackie's sleepover.
by Audeezy April 16, 2011
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Fisherman’s Knob

A penis that has not been washed for days and after multiple sexual encounters with various women with questionable hygienic standards.
After being strung out for over two weeks, Carl finally sobered up to find his penis stuck to his inner thigh and the repugnant odor of a fisherman’s knob.
by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018
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