Ellen

Uncontrollably loud, really obnoxious, reckless driver. She often zones out of conversations and says "what" when she hears something interesting. She eats her food really loud and basically inhales it.
"Did you see that car accident?"

"Yea."
"It was probably caused by an Ellen."
by Patricia Woodland January 01, 2010
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A woman who flaunts her pussy like it’s gold. Has cheap wigs.
Oh that Ellen flashes her pussy like the whore she is.

An aldi grade woman
by Fix your wig September 17, 2018
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Stupid.Rude. And nobody likes her.
Ellen makes me cry.
by 1.77264=pie March 05, 2020
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Ellen, the Lesbian. the gayest person ever that can do the best ugliest fish lips that no one else can do better. Therefore, who ever does fish lips we call it ELLEN or EP.
plus, this "Ellen" likes girls , & has the loudest farts ever.
Oh my goodness..your lips.It looks like.. ELLEN!..Thats Horrible!
by lickemlinerd July 11, 2006
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Usually Asian, does not know how to drive, and is often making enemies with her boyfriend's "little sluts". She thinks her boyfriend's friends are idiots, and needs a sense of humour. Always in control of everything, and very manipulative. She is a cunning woman, and knows how to get her own way. She knows how to make people feel bad, and doesn't give a shit. She is always looking for free stuff, cheap bitch.
Gary: Bro, that Ellen chick needs a slap

Daniel: I know bro, but she's so sexy.
by chuuuurrrrr January 09, 2010
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a former actress/comedian who is now a talk-show host on NBC who rambles on and on while you wait for the punch line, and a neurotic, fool of a person who used to be funny but is now only a terribly dressed, crazy dancer on a very highly popular, publicized talk show.
did you see ellen dancing on her show last night?

yeah but what did that bitch have on?

yeah, and was tht "joke" she told supposed to be funny?

i dunno, but I do know that I don't really like her anymore.

i feel you, dog
by Alisha-baby December 07, 2006
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A dirty, slag whore, who has fucked more guys then you can count... loves the reefer, and obviously the cock.

Unless you are totally intoxicated, she is extremely annoying in anything more than 2 minute intervals.

Also see: Slapper, Stuck-up, Skank, Sausage Wallet, Cock Gobbler, Rancid
Person 1: See that girl over there?

Person 2: Which one?

Person 1: The real rough bitch...

Person 2: Ohh yeah, the "Ellen"
by cute bobbie October 11, 2010
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